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While playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, a man
> became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he
> saw a woman playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his
> confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing.
> "I'm on the 7th hole," she replied, "and you are a hole behind me. So
> you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went back to his golf.
> On the back nine, the same thing happened and he approached her again
> with the same request.
> "I'm on number 14, and you're still a hole behind, so you must be on the
> 13th hole." Once again he thanked her and returned to his play.
> He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the same
> woman sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew
> the lady. The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the
> course often.
> He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in appreciation for
> your help. I understand that you're in the sales profession. I'm in
> sales also. What do you sell?"
> "I'll tell you, but you're going to laugh," she replied.
> "No, I won't."
> "Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for Tampax."
> With that, he laughed so hard he almost fell off the bar stool.
> "See," she said. "I knew you'd laugh!"
> "That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied, "I'm a salesman for
> Preparation H, so I'm still a hole behind you."
> became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he
> saw a woman playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his
> confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing.
> "I'm on the 7th hole," she replied, "and you are a hole behind me. So
> you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went back to his golf.
> On the back nine, the same thing happened and he approached her again
> with the same request.
> "I'm on number 14, and you're still a hole behind, so you must be on the
> 13th hole." Once again he thanked her and returned to his play.
> He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the same
> woman sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew
> the lady. The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the
> course often.
> He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in appreciation for
> your help. I understand that you're in the sales profession. I'm in
> sales also. What do you sell?"
> "I'll tell you, but you're going to laugh," she replied.
> "No, I won't."
> "Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for Tampax."
> With that, he laughed so hard he almost fell off the bar stool.
> "See," she said. "I knew you'd laugh!"
> "That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied, "I'm a salesman for
> Preparation H, so I'm still a hole behind you."