Gag Gifts

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Did anyone get gag gifts this year??

Every year I always shake my gifts and try to guess what it is, every time I get a small box or a dvd wrapped up everyone asks what it is before I open it and my guess is usually a bowling trophy. Well this year I was wrong on my guess and it was a bowling trophy.

and my other was bacon flavoured tooth paste did see it as much as a gag gift until you try it then you gag on it...is good eatin but not good brushin
 

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Not sure if it counts but we gave our youngest son a half full bag of goldfish (kids crackers) and all he did was say thanks and started eating them like nothing had happend. The oldest got a bowl of left over spaghetti and all he said was " can I have it warmed up?". Like WTF little buggers are smarter than one takes them for I think.
 

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We always do a gift exchange with all the family. Draw a number pick a gift then then the next one goes and can steal your gift. Well this year my wife got two gag gifts. On which was just batteries with a note included saying "Gift not included" and then she got an ice cream pail that had some brown paint smeared on the inside and a roll of toilet paper that said "you just picked the shittiest prize". Nobody wanted to trade her gifts. I got a homemade bubble bath kit that included a can of beans, The note said to eat the beans, wait one hour, run a nice warm bath and enjoy. Mother in law may want to watch out next year. lol
 

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We do an "old" gift exchange that is strictly "gifts" found in your house....
This year I got a half drank bottle of tequila and baileys.

But this year I gave books I have read over the year, showtimes uncle ended up getting the chick books and yesterday when unpacking the tahoe, what did we find stuffed everywhere?!? The books I just gave!!!!
Looks like I will be mailing a parcel back to him!



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Did anyone get gag gifts this year??

Every year I always shake my gifts and try to guess what it is, every time I get a small box or a dvd wrapped up everyone asks what it is before I open it and my guess is usually a bowling trophy. Well this year I was wrong on my guess and it was a bowling trophy.

and my other was bacon flavoured tooth paste did see it as much as a gag gift until you try it then you gag on it...is good eatin but not good brushin


you do know the bacon flavoured toothpaste is for dogs
 

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I always throw in a handful of scratch lotto tickets in the wifes stocking. one yr I threw in 1 fake one amongst the other 20 or so. Oh my the reaction is priceless, but also very cruel!!!
 

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My girlfriend's mom almost put some rubbers in my stocking this year.... But she decided grandma and grandpa might not approve haha
 

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Not sure if it counts but we gave our youngest son a half full bag of goldfish (kids crackers) and all he did was say thanks and started eating them like nothing had happend. The oldest got a bowl of left over spaghetti and all he said was " can I have it warmed up?". Like WTF little buggers are smarter than one takes them for I think.

guess they are on to your old tricks kelly. they are gonna make yer life hell i tell ya.
 

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Got my wife an iRon instead of an iPad. I think it's awsome, plugs in the wall and make clothes wrinkle free............:)
 
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I gave the father inlaw a 2 frozen muskrat this year. he's always dishing it every year so this year was his turn. he took it well, but i won't be surprized if he skins them and gives them back to me next year. lol
 
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