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LMFAO, did you see the cops trying to stop them? Why would you think unarmed regular decent people would step in?
Vancouver riots
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LMFAO, did you see the cops trying to stop them? Why would you think unarmed regular decent people would step in?
I just had to share my feelings
doesnt matter how many times vancouver riots, wabasca is still the bigger a-hole of canada
Q. How do you keep the Vancouver Canucks out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal net.
Q. How many Vancouver Canucks does it take to win a Stanley Cup?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out.
Q. What do the Vancouver Canucks and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and are killed on the road.
Q: What do the Canucks and Whales have in common?
A: They both get confused when surrounded by ice
Q: Why are the Canucks like a training bra?
A: Minimal support and no cups.
Q: Why won't they give Kelowna a professional Hockey team?
A: Because then Vancouver will want one too.
A. Put up a goal net.
Q. How many Vancouver Canucks does it take to win a Stanley Cup?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out.
Q. What do the Vancouver Canucks and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and are killed on the road.
Q: What do the Canucks and Whales have in common?
A: They both get confused when surrounded by ice
Q: Why are the Canucks like a training bra?
A: Minimal support and no cups.
Q: Why won't they give Kelowna a professional Hockey team?
A: Because then Vancouver will want one too.
Q: What do the Vancouver Canucks and the Titanic have in common?
A: They both look good until they hit the ice!
Q: Why don't the Canucks drink tea?
A: Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
Q: What do you call 5 Vancouver Canucks players standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: Why are the Canucks like grizzly bears?
A: Every fall they go into hibernation.
Q: What does a recent high school dropout and the Vancouver Canucks have in
common?
A: They're both young, have no goals and no good prospects.
Q: What's the difference between a fat chick and the Canucks?
A: Even a fat chick scores every once in a while!
Q: What is it called when a Vancouver Canuck player blows in another Canuck
player's ear?
A: Data transfer.
Q: What's blue and white and goes down the toilet faster than Liquid
Plumber?
A: The Vancouver Canucks
Q: What do a fine wine and the Vancouver Canucks have in common?
A: They spend a lot of time in the cellar, cost too much and are only
enjoyed on select occasions.
Q: Why did the Post Office recall their latest stamps?
A: They had pictures of Canucks players on them and people couldn't figure
out which side to spit on.
Q: Why do people like driving a car with a Canucks fan?
A: Because you can park in the handicap zone!
Q: What do you get when you combine all 23 Vancouver Canucks with 23
lesbians?
A: Forty-Six people that don't do dick!
Q: What is the difference between a Canucks fan and a pot hole?
A: I would swerve to avoid the pot hole!
Q: What song do Vancouver Canuck fans sing before the end of the third
period?
A: Nobody knows. There are never any of them left.
Q: What's the difference between the Vancouver Canucks and a mosquito?
A: A mosquito stops sucking.
Q: What is the difference between a Canucks fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
Q: How many Vancouver Canucks does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up
Q: What do the Vancouver Canucks and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 15,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Q: What is the difference between a bucket of ch!t and a Canucks fan?
A: The bucket.
Q: How do you castrate a Vancouver Canucks fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth
Q: What should you do if you find three Vancouver Canucks hockey fans buried
up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.
Q: What does a Vancouver Canuck fan do when his team has won the Stanley
Cup?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.
Q: What do a Vancouver Canuck fan and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: Why do Vancouver Canuck fans keep their season tickets on their
dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
Q: Did you hear that Vancouver's hockey team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.
Q: Why did BP hire the Vancouver Canucks to clean up the Gulf oil spill?
A: Because they'll go out there and throw in the towel!
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Vancouver
Canucks fan in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog
Q: Why are the Vancouver Canucks like Canada Post?
A: They both wear uniforms and don't deliver!
A: They both look good until they hit the ice!
Q: Why don't the Canucks drink tea?
A: Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
Q: What do you call 5 Vancouver Canucks players standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: Why are the Canucks like grizzly bears?
A: Every fall they go into hibernation.
Q: What does a recent high school dropout and the Vancouver Canucks have in
common?
A: They're both young, have no goals and no good prospects.
Q: What's the difference between a fat chick and the Canucks?
A: Even a fat chick scores every once in a while!
Q: What is it called when a Vancouver Canuck player blows in another Canuck
player's ear?
A: Data transfer.
Q: What's blue and white and goes down the toilet faster than Liquid
Plumber?
A: The Vancouver Canucks
Q: What do a fine wine and the Vancouver Canucks have in common?
A: They spend a lot of time in the cellar, cost too much and are only
enjoyed on select occasions.
Q: Why did the Post Office recall their latest stamps?
A: They had pictures of Canucks players on them and people couldn't figure
out which side to spit on.
Q: Why do people like driving a car with a Canucks fan?
A: Because you can park in the handicap zone!
Q: What do you get when you combine all 23 Vancouver Canucks with 23
lesbians?
A: Forty-Six people that don't do dick!
Q: What is the difference between a Canucks fan and a pot hole?
A: I would swerve to avoid the pot hole!
Q: What song do Vancouver Canuck fans sing before the end of the third
period?
A: Nobody knows. There are never any of them left.
Q: What's the difference between the Vancouver Canucks and a mosquito?
A: A mosquito stops sucking.
Q: What is the difference between a Canucks fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
Q: How many Vancouver Canucks does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up
Q: What do the Vancouver Canucks and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 15,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Q: What is the difference between a bucket of ch!t and a Canucks fan?
A: The bucket.
Q: How do you castrate a Vancouver Canucks fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth
Q: What should you do if you find three Vancouver Canucks hockey fans buried
up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.
Q: What does a Vancouver Canuck fan do when his team has won the Stanley
Cup?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.
Q: What do a Vancouver Canuck fan and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: Why do Vancouver Canuck fans keep their season tickets on their
dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
Q: Did you hear that Vancouver's hockey team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.
Q: Why did BP hire the Vancouver Canucks to clean up the Gulf oil spill?
A: Because they'll go out there and throw in the towel!
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Vancouver
Canucks fan in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog
Q: Why are the Vancouver Canucks like Canada Post?
A: They both wear uniforms and don't deliver!
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... and the healing begins....
CanucksTV: The healing begins Jun.17.11 Video - NHL VideoCenter - Vancouver Canucks
CanucksTV: The healing begins Jun.17.11 Video - NHL VideoCenter - Vancouver Canucks
IG650
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So who goes.... where to start?
byronkentgraham
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Let's be honest here people....would it have been THAT big of a loss if Vancouver burnt to the ground? 
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http://www.calgaryherald.com/sports...apologizes+dumb+role+riots/4970640/story.html
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That's awesome!
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Bogger
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only problem is the guy who knocked him out was no better and is seen in other videos enciting riots and was tweeting afterwards about fighting with riot police and setting cars on fire himself.... he was one of the first arrested along with the doctors son....
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snopro
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Thats sad. The dude deserved it but the good guy will probably get charged with assault. Nice sucker punch though? Never even interrupted his phone call. Lol.
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Bogger
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Thats sad. The dude deserved it but the good guy will probably get charged with assault. Nice sucker punch though? Never even interrupted his phone call. Lol.
far from a good guy.....
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plio7
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it wont open that attachment
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previous page... I was trying to avoid a double post...
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