Slam another brand thread.... Let's see them

[Summitric]

STIRRING THE POT, BUT THERE ARE SO MANY GOOD OTHER BRAND SLAMMIN' SAYINGS AND BLURBS AND POSTERS OUT THERE, POST 'EM UP IN HERE AND LETS SEE THEM...... KEEP IT CLEAN AND IF YOU CAN'T TAKE IT, EITHER DON'T DISH IT OUT OR GO TO ANOTHER THREAD

 

[Joholio]

 

[Clode]

 

[Murminator]

Hot deals

 

[tukernater]

Lmao that's a good one and i am a ford guy.

 

[powder junkie]

 

[Iron Horse Racing]

A friend of mine that owns a dodge and Ford Saleen sent me these......

Q: How do you doublethe value of a Dodge?
A: Put gas in it.


Q: How is a golf ball different from a Dodge?
A: You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.


Q: Why are there sidewalks beside streets?
A: So Dodge owners have a safe place to walk home.


Q: How much wood could a Dodge*truck haul if a Dodge truck could haul wood?
A: As much as the*Ford*towing it.


Q. How do you make a Dodge accelerate 0-60 mph in less than 15
seconds?
A. Push it off a cliff.


Q. What is found on the last two pages of every dodge’s owners manual?
A. The bus schedule.


Q. What did the auto parts counterman say when the customer said,
"I'll take a set of wiper blades for my Dodge"?
A. Sounds like a fair trade.


Q. What do you call a Dodge at the top of a hill?
A. A miracle?


Q. What do you call a dodge with brakes?
A. Customized.


Q. How do you make a Dodge go faster down hill?
A. Turn the engine off.


Q. Why don't Dodge’s sustain much damage in front end collisions?
A. The*tow truck*takes most of the impact.



Q. How do you improve the appearance of a Dodge?
A. Park it between two*Fords

Q. What�s the difference between a Dodge and a shopping cart?
A. A shopping cart is easier to push.



Ashes to ashes,
dust to dust.
If it wasn't for our Dodge’s,
our tools would rust.


From the past 10 years, about 95% of Dodge trucks are still on the
road. The rest made it home.


Have you seen the new speed limit signs? They say "Speed limit 65,
Dodge-do the
best you can"


That’s not a leak, my Dodge is just marking its territory.


Buy a Dodge and you buy the best. Drive the first mile and walk the
rest.

A Texan was talking big in a bar one night about how much money he
had, how many women he had been with and how much land he owned. A young man,
growing tired of all the big talk finally asked the Texan, "Just how
much land do you actually own"? The Texan tipped back his cowboy hat
and said to the young man " Well sonny let me put it to ya like this, Ican get in my pickup
at sunrise, drive all day long, skip lunch and still not get to the
other side of my property by sundown". The young man shot back
quickly, " Oh yeah, I know what you mean, I used to own a Dodge truck
too"!

 

[crazy_wheeler]

 

[DaveB]

Polaris: Pull Over Loser, A Race Is Starting

 

[Summitric]

Hahahaha, some good ones........

 

[arff]

 

[tater]

 

[Summitric]

MY DAUGHTER POSTED THIS TO ONE OF HER FRIENDS:

 

[Murminator]

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Apparently you have never owned a Polaris....

 

[Clode]

 

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[neilsleder]

 

[neilsleder]

 

[ABMax24]

GMC

Gay Man's Chariot

 

[Clode]