Sh*t your thinking, but never say out loud

[whoDEANie]

awe come on now. not all us Albertans drive like you are saying.

Just the Asians. ...most of which probably came from BC.

 

[moyiesledhead]

I'll bet your thighs are saying "I'll let you by this time if you let me by next time!"

 

[byronkentgraham]

"I wonder is 3firstnames is a catholic priest"

No I'm not, don't get your hopes up.

 

[JaySimon]

No I'm not, don't get your hopes up.

It's not just his hopes that were 'up'.

 

[enis750]

"oh you're on a diet you say? Drinking diet coke isnt going to make you any less fat!"

 

[X-it]

I would like to line up and shoot every dip ch!t who was responsible for getting all these crazy rules and regulations passed in the last 30 years. Might start a deterrant for the mountain of more rules coming down the pipe.

 

[JaySimon]

'Did I just poop myself?'

 

[polarisdragon800]

'Did I just poop myself?'

Winner,

 

[medler]

Maybe you wouldnt stink like curry if you took that facking towel off your head and used it for bathing purposes

 

[whoDEANie]

Asians come from around China ... u must have learned that in like grade 3 ?

Nope. I went to grade 3 in Alberta where we were taught that Asia a continent with many countries, one of which is China, and that one of the easiest ways for them to sneak into Canada is through BC.

 

[medler]

Willy? your a sand n!ger LMAO

the smell is more of hashish

 

[medler]

HAHA,,no not really

 

[byronkentgraham]

Willy? your a sand n!ger LMAO

This is one of those posts you read and say to yourself "Oh ch!t this is not gonna end well."

 

[medler]

Lol. He knows I am joking


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[medler]

Poor willy


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[0neoldfart]

#1 "Really? You passed me only to be in front? You fu#khead, now traffic is actually slower!!"
#2 Put your goda^m phone down and watch the road"
#3 If you need makeup, get up earlier instead of applying when you're driving!"
#4 (For the idiot passing 7 cars at 140km/h) "Get up earlier instead of endangering everybody on the road you clown! No wonder insurance costs so much, it's because of stupid f%cks like you!"
More thoughts, but not many are rated for a general audience...

 

[barleyfarmer]

thats the great part about having a girlfriend, i just point out all the weird people in public out loud. hahaha she gets so embarrassed!!

back to the farmer thing... i know you guys do a very important job but you really have to keep your machinery off the primary highways, its not 1950 anymore. yesterday there was a combine on hwy 15 east from ft sask, there must have been 250 cars and trucks backed up behind him... during rush hour

Some guys ruin it for everyone.The smart thing to do is move when the highways are dead to move your stuff!If you live that close to the highway you know those hours!I use the old lady for a pilot truck driver if I have to move at night!Common sense goes along way!

 

[Murminator]

I think this all the time I was thinking of getting a sticker made for my trailer....." This signal light is NOT asking for you permision to change lanes it's TELLING YOU I'M CHANGING LANES and I will... whether you are here or not"

 

[polarisdragon800]

Dear Johnny Reid: "do You have to Cough?" seriously dude.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY8PDpBeajg&feature=youtube_gdata_player

am I right, or am I right?

 

[enis750]

"oh ur driving your crotch rocket in flip flops, a beater and board shortS? Cool.... Call me when the a$$hat in front of you cuts you off (cause ur more than likely driving in his blind spot) and you have road rash on every part of your body"