Sh*t your thinking, but never say out loud

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Keeping with the topic .....oO( Did he relly use his full real name as a screen name ....or is that the names 1st 3 guys he blew)

No that's my real name. I can provide proper identification if you'd like.

"I wonder if he has to make attacks on peoples sexuality because he still hasn't come to terms with his choir boy days"
 

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"I can see you drive a Honda .... Is the massive HONDA sticker across your back window a must?"
 

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Wow you looked a lot better with your clothes on...I'm gonna need a few more drinks
 

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Maybe I will have to come to BC and give oneyewilly some driving lessons. Get it right puss nut not all Albertans slow down for corners. Lived in BC for 19yrs and been in AB for the last 18yrs and will still out drive you
 

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You don't say that out loud? To scared?
Sh!t I say that all the time. "Fawking albertans can't fawkin drive when there's corners and hills. Should stay at home where it's flat and straight and leave the driving to people that know that the fawkin gas pedal is on the right and you don't need to let up on it all the time. Fawk!"

Don't believe me? Try driving hwy 5 between May and October.
 

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Sh!t I say that all the time. "Fawking albertans can't fawkin drive when there's corners and hills. Should stay at home where it's flat and straight and leave the driving to people that know that the fawkin gas pedal is on the right and you don't need to let up on it all the time. Fawk!"

Don't believe me? Try driving hwy 5 between May and October.

willy? that you?
 

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"I wish a big bush bumper and I could just smash the crap out of the idiot drivers in front of me that are stupid or are on there cell phones texting, not paying attention to the roads. OK, they do that in Mexico don't they?"

Just makes you want to drive a highway plow truck doesn't it.
 

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Keeping with the topic .....oO( Did he relly use his full real name as a screen name ....or is that the names 1st 3 guys he blew)
Thats a signature worthy post right there....bwahabwaha

No that's my real name. I can provide proper identification if you'd like.

"I wonder if he has to make attacks on peoples sexuality because he still hasn't come to terms with his choir boy days"
"I wonder is 3firstnames is a catholic priest"
 

whoDEANie

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"Would you mind stepping out for a bit so I can srew YOUR mom?"

Wow,not sure if he read that before posting

Your right ,better keep that to yourself,Mother's day would probably be really awkward after saying that out loud.
What kinda sick bastage thinks about screwing their mom???

Bhahahahahaha!!! I had to read that about fifty times before I figured what the big deal was about. I think and edit is in order!
 

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Bhahahahahaha!!! I had to read that about fifty times before I figured what the big deal was about. I think and edit is in order!

Amazing how the meaning of a whole sentence changes when it's missing one little "R"! My kids try to tell me spelling isn't that important any more.
 

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Sh!t I say that all the time. "Fawking albertans can't fawkin drive when there's corners and hills. Should stay at home where it's flat and straight and leave the driving to people that know that the fawkin gas pedal is on the right and you don't need to let up on it all the time. Fawk!"

Don't believe me? Try driving hwy 5 between May and October.

awe come on now. not all us Albertans drive like you are saying.
 

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look theres a corner in the road 0.o Albertans always slow down for the corners

just ran edmonton to the island and back, biggest problem is people in bc dont know what a fast lane is, albertans wernt the issue. americans on holidays were a pain too
 

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awe come on now. not all us Albertans drive like you are saying.

Not at all, unfortunately I live on tourist highway so I am exposed to all the ones that can't drive. Usually in small cars and minivans, probably haven't been out of the city in years.
 
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