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X-it

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I would like to line up and shoot every dip ch!t who was responsible for getting all these crazy rules and regulations passed in the last 30 years. Might start a deterrant for the mountain of more rules coming down the pipe.
 

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Asians come from around China ... u must have learned that in like grade 3 ?

Nope. I went to grade 3 in Alberta where we were taught that Asia a continent with many countries, one of which is China, and that one of the easiest ways for them to sneak into Canada is through BC.
 

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#1 "Really? You passed me only to be in front? You fu#khead, now traffic is actually slower!!"
#2 Put your goda^m phone down and watch the road"
#3 If you need makeup, get up earlier instead of applying when you're driving!"
#4 (For the idiot passing 7 cars at 140km/h) "Get up earlier instead of endangering everybody on the road you clown! No wonder insurance costs so much, it's because of stupid f%cks like you!"
More thoughts, but not many are rated for a general audience...
 

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thats the great part about having a girlfriend, i just point out all the weird people in public out loud. hahaha she gets so embarrassed!!

back to the farmer thing... i know you guys do a very important job but you really have to keep your machinery off the primary highways, its not 1950 anymore. yesterday there was a combine on hwy 15 east from ft sask, there must have been 250 cars and trucks backed up behind him... during rush hour
Some guys ruin it for everyone.The smart thing to do is move when the highways are dead to move your stuff!If you live that close to the highway you know those hours!I use the old lady for a pilot truck driver if I have to move at night!Common sense goes along way!
 

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"oh ur driving your crotch rocket in flip flops, a beater and board shortS? Cool.... Call me when the a$$hat in front of you cuts you off (cause ur more than likely driving in his blind spot) and you have road rash on every part of your body"
 
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