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Appearntly you still can't spell that right
It is pretty cool though! A few words took a second but most were normal, weird!
lvoe to tkea taht bcka to teh odl elgishn tacehre
What to do on a plane if the passenger next to you is irritating:
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> 4- Ensure the passenger next to you is watching
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> 5- Turn on the Internet
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> 6- Close your eyes for a brief moment, open them again, turn your gaze
> upwards to the skies as if in prayer
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> 7- Take a deep breath and open this site
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A guy walks into the local welfare office to pick up his check.
He marches straight up to the counter and says,
"Hi. You know.... I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his 2010 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided, and you'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips."
"This is rather awkward to say, but you will also have as part of your job assignment satisfying her
...'urges' as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, stammers, "You're bullshittin' me!".
The social worker says, "Yeah, well ... you started it."