Required: Sense of humor

[whitegold]

We'll just have to keep it going.... :d



An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he
turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if
you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the
total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God,
or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you
a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -
grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a
flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to
discuss why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after
death, when you don't know ch!t?" And then she went back to reading
her book.

 

[my mod]

A salesman was traveling through the countryside, selling insect repellent.

He came to a farmhouse and tried his pitch on the farmer.

"Sir, my bug spray is so good you will never be bitten again. I guarantee it."

The farmer was dubious. "Young man, I'll make you a proposition. I'll tie you out in my pasture buck naked, covered with that bug spray. If there is not a single bite on you come morning, I'll buy a whole case from you. And get everyone in the county to buy a case...we will make you rich."

The salesman was delighted. They went to the field and he stripped.

The farmer sprayed him thoroughly with the bug spray and tied him to a tree.

Back to the house went the farmer.

The next morning, the farmer and his family trooped out to the cornfield.

Sure enough, the salesman was there, hanging in his bonds, not a single bite on him.

Yet he was a total wreck!

Pale, ghastly, haggard, and drawn, but not one bite on him!

The farmer was perplexed.

"Son," he said, "Now, you don't have a bite on you but you look like hell! What the devil happened?"

The salesman looked up through bloodshot eyes and croaked…

"Doesn't that calf have a mother?

 

[ferniesnow]

A Male Fairy Tale:

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry

me?" The Princess said, "No WAY!!!" And the Prince lived happily ever

after and rode motorcycles and snowmobiles and banged skinny long-legged big-
titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and

dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan, and

never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged

cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips

and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was

at work and all his friends and family thought he was frikin' cool as

hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.


The end.

 

[TROLLCAT]

why are redneck murders so hard to solve
there are no dental records
and the DNA is all the same

 

[Rabdo]

a jewish boy asks his dad for $5

his dad says $4!!!! what do you need $3 for?!?!?!

 

[~Rowdy~]

hehe

 

[whitegold]

Gettingold is easy.....

Having fun at it is the real trick.​

I celebrated my birthday this year

by buying an all terrain 4 wheeler. This is a picture of me playing with it in the back yard. . . Life is Fleeting By. Enjoy it while you can!​

=

 

[whitegold]

GRRRRR..... let me try this again......

Gettingold is easy.....

Having fun at it is the real trick.​

I celebrated my birthday this year

. . Life is Fleeting By. Enjoy it while you can!​

=

 

[whitegold]

OH.... FORGET IT.... I CAN'T GET IT TO WORK!!!!!! Sorry.... it was really a funny picture...

 

[TROLLCAT]

OH.... FORGET IT.... I CAN'T GET IT TO WORK!!!!!! Sorry.... it was really a funny picture...

it was messing with me earlier tonight

 

[kbrunlees]

OH.... FORGET IT.... I CAN'T GET IT TO WORK!!!!!! Sorry.... it was really a funny picture...

I was so looking forward to the pic, now I sit here disappointed.

 

[whitegold]

Sorry to disappoint you.... hope it won't ruin your day.... lol... maybe I'll try it again later.... :d

 

[kbrunlees]

Well ok if you are gonna try later maybe I will be ok, think i'll go fix the quad while I am waiting.

 

[CUSO]

What do you call an Eskimo peeping tom?




















































Tommy Tookalook.

 

[winterax]

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?










Quarter pounder with cheese

 

[whitegold]

Ok.... this is my last shot at this....

Getting old is easy.....

Having fun at it is the real trick.​

​

I celebrated my birthday this year

by buying an all terrain 4 wheeler.​ This is a picture of me playing with​ it in the back yard.​ . . ​ Life is Fleeting By. Enjoy it while you can!​

​

​

 

[whitegold]

WOO HOO.... it worked!!! AMAZING!!!!:d

But I do have to admit.... this isn't me.... I believe it is Bogger.....

 

[TROLLCAT]

WOO HOO.... it worked!!! AMAZING!!!!:d

But I do have to admit.... this isn't me.... I believe it is Bogger.....

I can't see it

 

[snopro]

Me neither?

 

[underdog]

I can't see it

Me neither?

Make that 3 of us.