Top 10 S&M One Liners Awards

[IG650]

My memory is good but short!

Sorry I don't remember, but you gave me an idea and I did some searching in there but it is a tough place to search.

It is a picture of a female with her eyes wide in amazement, mouth open, saying OMG, you have a big Cock!

I even searched Mike270412's available posts with no results.

Someone will find it; there is a wealth of information in this forum.

This thread, funny stuff
https://www.snowandmud.com/forum/f227/win-date-hill-billy-harlot-35314.html

 

[quadboy55]

"Wealth of good Information" is an overstatement. More luck archive of good-read bs. :d


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[zeebs]

Bogger and Scotts are definitely at the top of the “One Liners List” mike #s also has some stuff that makes you shake your head and wonder where he pulled that from. I don’t remember any certain one liner off the tip of my head but give me awhile and I’ll remember something.

 

[magnet]

this one right here is a gooder.:d Re: Lotion Boy Needed

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Originally Posted by Marauder01
wow i could apply for this!

i am a good lotioner


you have to post a picture of yourself posing in a mirror as your avitar....
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4 kids, 2 dogs, 2 horses
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I will conform..............


I don't require the threat of eternal damnation to make me behave like a decent human being, thanks!

 

[ferniesnow]

This thread, funny stuff
https://www.snowandmud.com/forum/f227/win-date-hill-billy-harlot-35314.html

I fixed the original on page 1.

IG650 was the one who found it. Thanks.

 

[malibumama]

retodd and summitric make me laugh lots!

 

[malibumama]

Some good ones in the manscaping thread.....

Originally Posted by munhoez
Just a thought, what happens if u dont trim, ur hairy, and a beirdo. If u let that chit go on, can u call it puberwear or pube gotch.

Dale Dalueg replies back with.....
We have a name for it, it's called the bogger.

 

[Bogger]

Some good ones in the manscaping thread.....

Originally Posted by munhoez
Just a thought, what happens if u dont trim, ur hairy, and a beirdo. If u let that chit go on, can u call it puberwear or pube gotch.

Dale Dalueg replies back with.....
We have a name for it, it's called the bogger.

then a picture was posted by some disturbed individual.......

 

[malibumama]

Hmmmmmm not me, I didn't do it......


Just trying to make you feel more at home!

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[Bogger]

Hmmmmmm not me, I didn't do it......


Just trying to make you feel more at home!

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home...thats it...

 

[quadboy55]

"I don't require the threat of eternal damnation to make me behave like a decent human being, thanks!"

I saw that one somewhere before too.. Thought it was pretty funny.

 

[munhoez]

what about rowd'y lezbo jack neighbors.

 

[imdoo'n]

what about rowd'y lezbo jack neighbors.

hey were you not supposed to come rescue me from the roof, they are looking like they are going to come up here. anytime.

 

[Work2Ride]

i like the one commenting on rowdys cob webs when she blew the crotch out of her pants

That one was definately in my top 3.:d

Does it help my vote if I rode the crotch outta my pants this weekend?! literally....knee to crotch to knee pants split. Also went through a 2nd pair of snow pants and ling johns...which also split at the crotch...lol

Are those cob webs?

I liked Boggers "You're hot, but not shave my balls hot." Something along those lines.

 

[~Rowdy~]

OoOo I forgot abou the Angry Neighbors thread. Lotsa good stuff in that one.

 

[munhoez]

Wow ur steel vag really ript thru that one rowdy.

 

[munhoez]

I heard this from a friend once,

" your whiole family is so fawkin stupid, I told them it was chilly outside, and they all grabbed bowls"

 

[quadboy55]

I heard this from a friend once,

" your whiole family is so fawkin stupid, I told them it was chilly outside, and they all grabbed bowls"

Thats good. :d

 

[munhoez]

Thats good. :d

or there's " your so fawkin stupid , u went to the movie Juice, and brought a cup"

 

[imdoo'n]

I liked Boggers "You're hot, but not shave my balls hot." Something along those lines.

may need a weed wacker,