Top 10 S&M One Liners Awards

[snopro]

What's some of your favourite one liners from S&Mers that made you spit coffee all over your keyboard? Top 10 win.................notoriety.

 

[heavy d]

What's some of your favourite one liners from S&Mers that made you spit coffee all over your keyboard? Top 10 win.................notoriety.

That's tough man, when rollin', Bogger, Scotts, or Plio would have to take it in my opinion. I can't remember any 1 off the top of my head though. I do know that some of the stuff that flies off Scotts keyboard has stopped me in my tracks......usually because it's right on the money

 

[polarice]

i like the one commenting on rowdys cob webs when she blew the crotch out of her pants

 

[sweetsecret73]

There is way too many to pick just one... I do know my laptop has had it's share of drinks spit, and choked on it reading S&M! HAHA

 

[Mike270412]

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[snopro]

i like the one commenting on rowdys cob webs when she blew the crotch out of her pants

That one was definately in my top 3.:d

 

[quadboy55]

Can't list 'em all, but I'll have to say that in no particular order here funniest posts by heavy d and bogger. Theres a few others that can't seem to come to my head for some reason.. But I've also seen a clever post or two by underdog and Zeebs.

 

[ferniesnow]

from Mike 270412.....

I have a large cock.

[media]http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/405529_main.jpg[/media]

 

[steveo10]

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thats a pretty solid one-liner... that Booger fella has too many to choose from

 

[heavy d]

GAME, SET, and MATCH.........well played sir

from Mike 270412.....

I have a large cock.

[media]http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/405529_main.jpg[/media]

and the response is also great but I can't get back to it again.

I need some help here! I can't get back to the post or the thread and the response
goes something like this.....OMG you have a large cock!

It is priceless.....

 

[heavy d]

perhaps a close 2nd

Bogger explaining "crack whore or not....Linsay Lohan is HOT........possibly even shave your nards hot."


https://www.snowandmud.com/forum/391/pet-peeves-29791-63.html#post1169126

 

[OVERKILL 19]

I forgot who said it!

"never mind Rowdy, I want to know what mom looks like......cause I'm a Rowdy Motherfawker...."


Priceless....but true!

 

[zeebs]

from Mike 270412.....

I have a large cock.

[media]http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/405529_main.jpg[/media]

and the response is also great but I can't get back to it again.

I need some help here! I can't get back to the post or the thread and the response
goes something like this.....OMG you have a large cock!

It is priceless.....

Do you rememeber the thread title cause I might be able to look in the "post graveyard" for such material.

 

[quadboy55]

My favourite one today was heavy d's barbie thread, that got coffee on my keyboard.

 

[underdog]

what_next types out some funny chit too.

 

[~Rowdy~]

I forgot who said it!

"never mind Rowdy, I want to know what mom looks like......cause I'm a Rowdy Motherfawker...."


Priceless....but true!

Koby said this "not a lotion boy, but wondering what your Mom looks like. Been known to be a rowdy mother fawker " In Lotion Boy Needed.

My fav for sure

 

[quadboy55]

what_next types out some funny chit too.

Oh yeah, him lol. His rapidly growing post count scares me.


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[ferniesnow]

Do you rememeber the thread title cause I might be able to look in the "post graveyard" for such material.

My memory is good but short!

Sorry I don't remember, but you gave me an idea and I did some searching in there but it is a tough place to search.

It is a picture of a female with her eyes wide in amazement, mouth open, saying OMG, you have a big Cock!

I even searched Mike270412's available posts with no results.

Someone will find it; there is a wealth of information in this forum.

 

[whoDEANie]

Still laughing at this one...

My mountain cat is called Oprah cause she's fat and black!

 

[Bogger]

In the "what are you listening to right now" thread

The sound of a little boys muffled cries thru a pillow...

Not sure what he was thinking that day... musta been drunk...