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PINKalicious

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these are 2 i hate if you still use them lose them!!! lol

-hey baby want some fries to go with that shake?
-are your legs tiered? because you have been running around in my head all day!

see told you get some new ones boys these are old and bad! lol
 

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Hi I'm Mike and I'm horny!How do you like me so far?











Never worked............
 

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now im no fred flintstone.... but i can make your bedrock.

worked once...

all it takes is $5.50 at last call and its game on like
kobe and his 3 point shots.
 

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I may not be Dairy Queen........But I'll treat you right ;)







Only worked with my ex-wife. LOL
 

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Do like my new cologne its called COME TO ME does it smell like COME TO YOU.
Did you spill windex on your pants because i sure can see myself in them.
 

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My magic watch says your not wearing any panties

"well its wrong because i am wearing panties"

must be an hour fast




/flex
 

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Here is one for the restaurant

Toss the menu on the floor and ask her/him to stand on it..

Ask . Can i have anything on the menu?
 

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Got this one from TV show the office, micheal scott says it to a waitress.

When at a restaurant ask about a meal with chicken breast. she'll explain and you reply, ok ill order the chicken breast.. hold the chicken. haha
 

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tipsy buddy: "hey don't I know you from somewhere?"

bitchy girl: "yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore"

buddy: "really, I heard it was cuz they all considered you a slut.":eek:

it didn't go to well after that.
 

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Not much of a pic up artist..... but ive heard these ones...

hey are u gonna drink that all by urself.....

if i follow u home will u keep me?

i wish u would come home with me cause id would love to lick u like a
lollypop.......

are you sure u ll respect me in the morning............

ok 3 more triples but thats it.....i get easy if i drink too much.........:d:d:d.
 
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