TheLonelyIsland
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the best one ever
Are you from tennesse cause your the only ten i see!
herd that one before!
pick up lines?
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herd that one before!
Is it hot in here? or is it just you
PINKalicious
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these are 2 i hate if you still use them lose them!!! lol
-hey baby want some fries to go with that shake?
-are your legs tiered? because you have been running around in my head all day!
see told you get some new ones boys these are old and bad! lol
-hey baby want some fries to go with that shake?
-are your legs tiered? because you have been running around in my head all day!
see told you get some new ones boys these are old and bad! lol
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carter.c
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i lost my number, can i have yours?
indydude
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Let's not turn this rape into a murder. Sorry i know it's bad.
Mike270412
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Hi I'm Mike and I'm horny!How do you like me so far?
Never worked............
Never worked............
moyiesledhead
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"Your car puts out...Do you?"
Nah, it never worked.
Nah, it never worked.
mur190
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now im no fred flintstone.... but i can make your bedrock.
worked once...
all it takes is $5.50 at last call and its game on like
kobe and his 3 point shots.
worked once...
all it takes is $5.50 at last call and its game on like
kobe and his 3 point shots.
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I may not be Dairy Queen........But I'll treat you right
Only worked with my ex-wife. LOL
Only worked with my ex-wife. LOL
xsyourride
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Do like my new cologne its called COME TO ME does it smell like COME TO YOU.
Did you spill windex on your pants because i sure can see myself in them.
Did you spill windex on your pants because i sure can see myself in them.
femme.fatale.
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BAHAHA I love this thread!
Throttle*Queen
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R u from tennessee?
Cuz baby, ur the only ten I see!
Cuz baby, ur the only ten I see!
2manykids
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Here is one for the restaurant
Toss the menu on the floor and ask her/him to stand on it..
Ask . Can i have anything on the menu?
Toss the menu on the floor and ask her/him to stand on it..
Ask . Can i have anything on the menu?
h.karst
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Got this one from TV show the office, micheal scott says it to a waitress.
When at a restaurant ask about a meal with chicken breast. she'll explain and you reply, ok ill order the chicken breast.. hold the chicken. haha
When at a restaurant ask about a meal with chicken breast. she'll explain and you reply, ok ill order the chicken breast.. hold the chicken. haha
tipsy buddy: "hey don't I know you from somewhere?"
bitchy girl: "yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore"
buddy: "really, I heard it was cuz they all considered you a slut."
it didn't go to well after that.
bitchy girl: "yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore"
buddy: "really, I heard it was cuz they all considered you a slut."
it didn't go to well after that.
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carter.c
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Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special
PINKalicious
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plio7
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"you must have a little maritimer in ya"
"no"
" well do ya want one"
"no"
" well do ya want one"
ttpowersports
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Not much of a pic up artist..... but ive heard these ones...
hey are u gonna drink that all by urself.....
if i follow u home will u keep me?
i wish u would come home with me cause id would love to lick u like a
lollypop.......
are you sure u ll respect me in the morning............
ok 3 more triples but thats it.....i get easy if i drink too much.........:d:d:d.
hey are u gonna drink that all by urself.....
if i follow u home will u keep me?
i wish u would come home with me cause id would love to lick u like a
lollypop.......
are you sure u ll respect me in the morning............
ok 3 more triples but thats it.....i get easy if i drink too much.........:d:d:d.
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