pick up lines?

[Bogger]

"If I throw a stick will you go away"

"Given your size is it safe to assume your easy?"

"It's my turn to take the fat chick home....Lets go...."

"I'll be back for you after another dozen doubles...."

"Any chance you got a skinnier better looking sister?"


Belive it or not..... unfotunately most of them work.....

 

[Cyle]

Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.

Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.

I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"

Let's go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?

:d

 

[Puba]

"If I throw a stick will you go away"

"Given your size is it safe to assume your easy?"

"It's my turn to take the fat chick home....Lets go...."

"I'll be back for you after another dozen doubles...."

"Any chance you got a skinnier better looking sister?"


Belive it or not..... unfotunately most of them work.....

Funny thing, I could see you using all of them lol

 

[Shredder]

Niether one of us came here to go home alone;wanna share a cab?:d

 

[Doo-er]

Is your daddy a terrorist? Because you da bomb!

 

[funtimes]

From a email I got from a friend

Thank you for purchasing "Bubba & Cooter's Book of Sure-fire Pick-up Lines" brought to you by Bubba & Cooter, straight outta the hills. Enjoy!


1) Did you fart? cuz you just blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

9) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

10) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

AND.. the best for last!

11) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.

 

[funtimes]

Do you work for UPS ??



beacuse I could have sworn you were checking out my package....

 

[DaveB]

Fu%& me if I'm wrong...but isn't that Elvis over there?

 

[Cyle]

Don't be so picky... I wasn't!

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word

Should I break it to your friend that she's going home alone?

They say to never judge a book by its cover. So why don't we take off your coverings, and let me judge you in the morning?