Pick up lines "the good bad and ugly"

[007sevens]

I just **** in my pants... Can I get in yours?

 

[007sevens]

Here is $30. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.

 

[007sevens]

Is that a tic-tac in your blouse or are you just glad to see me?

 

[arff]

Want to duck

 

[007sevens]

Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!

 

[007sevens]

I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?

 

[007sevens]

Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

 

[ABMax24]

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because i can see myself in your pants...

 

[Clode]

I'm no weather man, but expect a few inches tonight

 

[TROLLCAT]

get in the truck !!

 

[lilduke]

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

 

[Clode]

why don't you sit in my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up

 

[007sevens]

in YA or on YA

 

[Clode]

my, you have a pretty mouth

 

[007sevens]

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

 

[007sevens]

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

 

[007sevens]

Hey honey, I got money!

 

[007sevens]

Do you mind if I stare at you up close, instead of from across the room?

 

[doorfx]

If you had sex with me , you would throw rocks at him

 

[ChillySeven]

Pick up lines with rejections:

Man: You are the reason why men fall in love. Woman: Thank you. And you are the reason why women don't.

Man: I'd really like to get into your pants. Woman: No thanks. There's already one a-hole in there.

Man: Haven't we met before? Woman: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the STD Clinic.

Man: I can give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't usually accept cheap gifts.

Man: Your face must turn a few heads! Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!

Man: Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason! Woman: Yeah! To pick up some chicks!

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!