Pick up lines "the good bad and ugly"

Clark Grizwald · Jun 15, 2015

The boys Finially sleeping, wanna play with my romance wand?... The wife loves when I'm romantic

ChillySeven · Jun 15, 2015

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

ChillySeven · Jun 15, 2015

You're so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you'd poop out toast!

ChillySeven · Jun 15, 2015

Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the ****!

whoDEANie · Jun 15, 2015

Your eyes are like wrenches. ...'cause every time you look at me my nuts tighten.

Skegmeister · Jun 15, 2015

Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it is probably sh!t. :lol2:

Clark Grizwald · Jun 15, 2015

Can I please have my tongue back, thank you mam.....

Joholio · Jun 15, 2015

How you dooin?- Joey from Friends

goodngrubby · Jun 15, 2015

Hey baby, hold my drink while I dance with your sister.

Skegmeister · Jun 16, 2015

Nice a$$, butter face...

moyiesledhead · Jun 16, 2015

Your car puts out....Do you?

Puba · Jun 16, 2015

What time you get off? Can I watch!

Puba · Jun 16, 2015

How do you like your eggs in the morning, fertilized.

Joholio · Jun 16, 2015

Do you ever feel like a Tbone steak in a room full of burgers?

teeroy · Jun 16, 2015

can i smell your beaver? no?? oh, it must be your feet....

whoDEANie · Jun 16, 2015

Wanna screw?

pipeliner72 · Jun 16, 2015

Miss do you have Pet insurance? No why do you ask? Because I am going to smash your pussy!

gates559 · Jun 16, 2015

if you were my homework, id do you every night.

gates559 · Jun 16, 2015

call me Chris Brown, cause id hit that

gates559 · Jun 16, 2015

Im no rooster but you would love what this cock-ill-do-to-you.