Pick up lines "the good bad and ugly"

[gates559]

Im afraid of the dark, will you sleep with me tonight.

 

[gates559]

Wanna play barbies, Ill be Ken, and you can be the box he comes in.

 

[gates559]

If I flip you a loonie, what are the chances of me getting head?

 

[Mike270412]

Hey baby, hold my drink while I dance with your sister.

 

[scrfce]

Did u sit in a pile of sugar? Cause that ass is sweet

 

[Joholio]

Nice tits wanna f@ck?

 

[whoDEANie]

Nice tits wanna f@ck?

...ooops, did I say that out loud?

 

[Skegmeister]

Sorry, fertilizer is in another thread! LOL

How do you like your eggs in the morning, fertilized.

 

[d mills]

Those must be astronaut pants.....cause that ass is out of this world

 

[tater]

Sit on my face I'll guess your weight.. If I'm wrong I'll eat the difference.

 

[Clark Grizwald]

Do you like poetry? Roses are red violets are black you would look better with my tongue in your crack!

 

[Absledder]

Hey baby, I work at site!

 

[whoDEANie]

I'm married.

 

[KevinA]

did you just fall from heaven cause you look like an angel!

 

[polarice]

____ me if im wrong but is your name Gertrude

 

[Got boost want snow]

I wish you were my pinky to so I could bang you on every piece of furniture in my house

 

[Got boost want snow]

Did you hear? There will only be 7 planets remaining after I destroy Uranus.