Our Most Common Whoopsies
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My perfect lawn dart. I still scratch my head on how I ended up here.
not quite a perfect 90* angle, but DAMN close
My perfect lawn dart. I still scratch my head on how I ended up here.
That is the best dart I have ever seen. Period.
I am working out the give away with a dealer that will be in with the contest. This won't be a t-shirt or a hat folks. This will be a nice giveway.
Details to follow...
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Large group of us were playing (1 by 1) on a steep tree patched slope... Me being a novice took a poke and next thing I knew I was above the 3rd bank of trees and had the only track up there.... thinking to myself WOOHOO!!!
Problem was I was too busy looking up and all of a sudden realized there was no decent path down..... said oh chit and picked a line through the first batch of trees, a 2" sapling paid the ultimate price but I made it thru..... chit here comes the next said to myself " hmmm can I fit thru there????" well hell yas little plastic of the skis but the old summit was still making her way down.... Last batch of trees and I'm close enough to the edge that I figure I can get around it all together.....NOT!! tree well sucked me in and upside down.
Still on a very steep incline I was worried about righting the sled for fear it would take off on me so I secured by bungee to the rear shock & the culpret tree, by then doug had arrived to help (on a side note our feerless shiney-top leade,r RKnight, failed on 3 separate attempts to reach me...Bwahahahaha)
So anyways now to the whoopsie....
With the sled righted and held in place by doug it was time to breath life back into the old iron..... I pulled and pulled and pulled and pulled...then doug pulled and pulled and pulled...nuttin....
fawk-it looks like I'm toboganing down, jump on the sled and ride her down, when I get to the bottom I'm now stumped as to why she won't fire, it's not like the old summit to be pizzy like that. pull and pull and on the 3rd pull it hit me.....right in the fawking eye....my DESS key that is.... seems the whole time we were pulling and pulling the DESS was attached to my wrist but not to the sled....
Plugged her in, first pull start.... back to the crowd.... "Wow I must have flooded her good, what a biatch to get started"......
Problem was I was too busy looking up and all of a sudden realized there was no decent path down..... said oh chit and picked a line through the first batch of trees, a 2" sapling paid the ultimate price but I made it thru..... chit here comes the next said to myself " hmmm can I fit thru there????" well hell yas little plastic of the skis but the old summit was still making her way down.... Last batch of trees and I'm close enough to the edge that I figure I can get around it all together.....NOT!! tree well sucked me in and upside down.
Still on a very steep incline I was worried about righting the sled for fear it would take off on me so I secured by bungee to the rear shock & the culpret tree, by then doug had arrived to help (on a side note our feerless shiney-top leade,r RKnight, failed on 3 separate attempts to reach me...Bwahahahaha)
So anyways now to the whoopsie....
With the sled righted and held in place by doug it was time to breath life back into the old iron..... I pulled and pulled and pulled and pulled...then doug pulled and pulled and pulled...nuttin....
fawk-it looks like I'm toboganing down, jump on the sled and ride her down, when I get to the bottom I'm now stumped as to why she won't fire, it's not like the old summit to be pizzy like that. pull and pull and on the 3rd pull it hit me.....right in the fawking eye....my DESS key that is.... seems the whole time we were pulling and pulling the DESS was attached to my wrist but not to the sled....
Plugged her in, first pull start.... back to the crowd.... "Wow I must have flooded her good, what a biatch to get started"......
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haa haa!~!! nice ^^^^
K we're getting close to picking the winner.. and the Prize MF Guy has authorized... how can I say this.......
AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you Motorfist!!!!!!!!!
K we're getting close to picking the winner.. and the Prize MF Guy has authorized... how can I say this.......
AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you Motorfist!!!!!!!!!
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I once forgot the bottle of fireball at home. That mistake wasn't made twice. 
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Too bad you didn't have a Nytro or Apex on the passenger side of the deck to hold that side of the truck down.
Buddy pulled just a liiiitttttllllle too close to the edge turning around.
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Ahhhhhh, man.....I'm trying to forget that one. Ohhhhhh, alright....one more time, then we shall never speak of it again!
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3 sleds 1 single axle enclosed 2 place trailer and a sled deck. Unhooked trailer to get the sled off the deck. End of the day I open the trailer as I'm watching Donny load his sled on the truck I proceed to drive into the trailer and as it tips back I watch all the fuel, tools and gear fly past me out the back door. Dave was no impressed.
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ahhhhhh, man.....i'm trying to forget that one. Ohhhhhh, alright....one more time, then we shall never speak of it again!
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omgosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Ahhhhhh, man.....I'm trying to forget that one. Ohhhhhh, alright....one more time, then we shall never speak of it again!
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That story made me laugh when you first posted it and I think its still a good story. A big thank you to Momma for starting this thread. Lots of great stories. And motorfistguy is doing a very cool thing for the S&M community.
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My buddy Ted smashing a windblown bump. LOL it was 5 feet tall and curled back like a wave !! I should know better and warn him. I saw it but he never and he was going BIG LOL !!
Ted Splash.wmv - YouTube
Ted Splash.wmv - YouTube
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