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KD you didn't get suicided yet that means you aren't creating enough of a stink keep up the good fight
Well in the spirit of not being suicided and stinkin’ up this thread, check out this theory. It’s gonna blow your mind. Here it is followed by an explanation. I can’t make this chit up. It just keeps coming to me. My brain is so weird.
Hypothesis-The cracking Alpha rail is caused by harmonics. Yes, you just read that. Let’s quickly delve into this.
1. The Alpha Rail went through rigorous testing.
2. There were few failures then. There are failures now.
3. If there were many failures, a brace or strengthening would have been done at the R&D level.
4. Some broken rail Alpha owners can’t recall hitting anything. Cat claims the Monorail is stronger than a two rail system.
5. Many Alpha riders enjoy big air time and the rail doesn’t fail(notice the rhyme rt there brah!)
6. Damage to components from harmonics occur over time. Failure is not usually immediate and is sometimes unpredictable in terms of time and location.
7. One could safely say damage would occur within four years.
8. Some mountain riders ride less than ten rides in a year.
9. Component damage could begin within a year but not be visible to the naked eye.
10. Is there a correlation changing from a four year warranty to a one warranty and unpredictable component failure?
This post is brought to you by the KBI(Kanedog Bureau of Investigation).
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