Bogger,Scotts, Maxwell or Joey

[plio7]

ive finally met someone who makes me happy to be alive and be me......finally a way out of this terrible depression and all i hear is how stupid i am and how i go about it all wrong! i'd love to say more but its against the rules......not that it stops any of you.

not stupid joey.....just naive

 

[TheLonelyIsland]

Wow put in a 14hr day, and the pages pile up.

1) When did masturbation become a sin? Guess ur right Joey I'm burning in hell.
2) Watch "Something About Mary", Joey. NEVER hed out with a loaded gun.
3) With Maxwell being GOD here, I'm not sure I appreciate you using the lords name in vain..........just sayin'




carry on

you need to hear the story of what your "god" did to me.....


can maxwell turn water to whine? can maxwell heal the sick? can he clothe the naked? yea thats what i thought.....

 

[TheLonelyIsland]

not stupid joey.....just naive

i'm ME , ACCEPT IT.

 

[maxwell]

you need to hear the story of what your "god" did to me.....


can maxwell turn water to whine? can maxwell heal the sick? can he clothe the naked? yea thats what i thought.....

i can do better than that.


and please.

why do you keep making me sound like a serial rapist

 

[Puba]

you need to hear the story of what your "god" did to me.....


can maxwell turn water to whine? can maxwell heal the sick? can he clothe the naked? yea thats what i thought.....

Hell he did at MM4, the bar was overflowing with wine. There were some guys throwing up and he gave them a drink of wine and all was well then there was this girl running around naked and maxwell quickly covered her up so she wouldnt get cold and sick.

He was a true god :d

 

[MOMMA]

Soap's the bait that gets the salmon.....

Ok, so then what is the panther martin? I'm still confused

I think we need to introduce Joey to Len Thompson. he knows all about catching fish...

I think she is telling him to wash it up and get it pierced

are we tlaking about douching now........?

Ohhhhh I get it, if the worm smell's good she'll go after it like a veracious hungry fish......

Just remember Joey, women are the 9th wonder of the world.
They can bleed for a week and not die.
They can give birth.
And they can burry a bone without getting their nose dirty.

Yes Soap the bait.........the cleaner the better........... As far as the panther martin.. .an extremely blingy lure.. refer to the manscaping thread............Len Thompson may be fine... but watch out for the Red Devil.... she's a feisty one..... Douching is bad........ and yes... a little aromatherapy to the bait is also a good thing.....

 

[heavy d]

I'm happy for ya Joey.....but what happens after she shuts down after the first round of slap and tickle ? You'll be threatening to throw yourself off a bridge again.

You've known her for 2-3 weeks..........SLOW DOWN

 

[quadboy55]

Ohhhhh I get it, if the worm smell's good she'll go after it like a veracious hungry fish......

Just remember Joey, women are the 9th wonder of the world.
They can bleed for a week and not die.
They can give birth.
And they can burry a bone without getting their nose dirty.

There ya go sport!

 

[maxwell]

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

 

[Puba]

i can do better than that.


and please.

why do you keep making me sound like a serial rapist

You mean your not a rapist, WTF is this world coming too. see my first impression of you is out the window now :d

 

[TheLonelyIsland]

I'm happy for ya Joey.....but what happens after she shuts down after the first round of slap and tickle ? You'll be threatening to throw yourself off a bridge again.

You've known her for 2-3 weeks..........SLOW DOWN

how about just being happy for me? not telling me all this BS about how i'm an idiot......

 

[quadboy55]

i can do better than that.


and please.

why do you keep making me sound like a serial rapist

I heard this one time, you turned ordinary snow into premium gasoline so everyone on the mountain could finish their sled trip...

Though I just heard this... It was before I came to S&M.

 

[plio7]

maybe not....but he can go rescue a father and sons sled from a mountain....just because he was asked to, and can also go and look for a guy missing in the moutains untill the sun went down....where was your god??
before you judge people on here for the things they say, maybe you should know somethings about who they really are

just sayin

you need to hear the story of what your "god" did to me.....


can maxwell turn water to whine? can maxwell heal the sick? can he clothe the naked? yea thats what i thought.....

 

[pipeliner72]

Joey take her to a movie and pull the old popcorn trick on her i,ve been using it for 25 years it still hasn,t grown old!:d

 

[heavy d]

you need to hear the story of what your "god" did to me.....


can maxwell turn water to whine? can maxwell heal the sick? can he clothe the naked? yea thats what i thought.....

I don't need to defend Maxwell, but he could go to any liquor store , buy a kit, and effectivly, turn water into wine. From what I know of him, he seems smart enought to take tylenol when his head hurts (heal the sick), and being a hard workin' individual, he could probably slide down to the local sally anne and clothe the naked with a couple of 20's if he so chooses

 

[plio7]

maybe not....but he can go rescue a father and sons sled from a mountain....just because he was asked to, and can also go and look for a guy missing in the moutains untill the sun went down....where was your god??
before you judge people on here for the things they say, maybe you should know somethings about who they really are

just sayin

that was my nicey nice post of the day......back to the useless bs

 

[TheLonelyIsland]

pfffft maxwell you know exactly what you did......


if your God , make ashliegh's mom (ashliegh is my lady friend) like me , talking to ashliegh now so if she says that her mom is ok with us , i'll believe you

 

[TheLonelyIsland]

maybe not....but he can go rescue a father and sons sled from a mountain....just because he was asked to, and can also go and look for a guy missing in the moutains untill the sun went down....where was your god??
before you judge people on here for the things they say, maybe you should know somethings about who they really are

just sayin

my God was supplying him with a breathable environment , a skidoo that doesn't blow up (MIRACLE) giving him life to help them , providing a truck for him to do this act with.......ya know.....nothing major

 

[heavy d]

how about just being happy for me? not telling me all this BS about how i'm an idiot......

Don't remember calling you an idiot, and admittedly....I'm usually the first one. oh well if doin' the time.........

 

[plio7]

how can her mom not like you.....i mean your you.....shouldnt she just like you for who you are??

pfffft maxwell you know exactly what you did......


if your God , make ashliegh's mom (ashliegh is my lady friend) like me , talking to ashliegh now so if she says that her mom is ok with us , i'll believe you