best quotes and one-liners in the snowmobiling industry

[teeroy]

"I think you can make it tee...."

 

[clint/KTM/16]

"Make sure the camera is on".. afterwards.."Did you get it?!?" haha too many times

 

[mxz sledhead]

Its easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission specially when your visiting the local sled shop

 

[canuck5]

"Lets drop in to that"

"Is it safe to come down" shoulder shrug hands out "Not too bad"

"Get your knee off the seat"!!!

"My sled wont turn left"

 

[mxz sledhead]

If its not a Doo it just won't do

 

[polarisdragon800]

B.R.P bring rings (and) pistons. Baha!

 

[polarisdragon800]

"it was runnning perfect!! then it made a weird sound..."

 

[revbyu]

Its just over that hill ! I'm sure of it !

 

[looneyrod27]

P.O.L.A.R.I.S.......Pull Off Lake And Repair In Spring haha

 

[omullinger]

"you should probably go first"
"you got it, just go faster"

 

[mountainman611]

Well, I got a couple that I use quite regularly!

1. "The mountains don't get any higher, only the expectations do."

2. "Only 7% of Avalanche fatalities are women. If you want to stay alive in the mountains, take a good woman with you, and listen to her." ~~Doug Fesler


What percentage is the women to men riders in the mountains? Or are we talking skiing statistics?

 

[ufirst]

You first, and I'll be right behind you

 

[ttpowersports]

I was just driving down the trail and it stopped! Of course I let it warm upIts being doing that ever since I got it back (last yr) justStarted getting worse - and the unit has over 200 miles xtra on it that's warranty right ? What's my price? What are you throwing in ?

 

[Scotford]

>>>" Your're A Great Riding Partner........ You Make Everyone Else look Fast...."

>>>" Your Sled's Not Old Skool..... It's just Old...."

>>>"Every Group Needs A Slow Guy..... That's why we have You....."

 

[barleyfarmer]

Buddy wakes up in the hotel all hungover and says 'I feel like a bag of smashed azzholes!'WTF that feels like I have no idea but must be bad!!

 

[jaake67]

Came out of the hotel to the morning cloud, the fellers are all down in the face ... I pipe up " boys when you ride with me it's like riding with a ray of sunshine"

 

[scotts]

"Wow!!, never heard of one of those breaking before, we had 14 of them, but now there're backordered!
And the best one of all......" If you spring check, you'll get the best deal and your sled will be here By christmas!"

 

[megatron customs]

Drive fast take chances

 

[turbocat]

I got AIDS on the last trip!!! Alcohol in da system....

 

[Bnorth]

"It only cost twenty bucks"