best quotes and one-liners in the snowmobiling industry

[barleyfarmer]

Oh ya!I see that line through there too!Followed by 'This is going to look awesome!'

 

[underdog]

"i can make that!" 30 seconds later. "hey come give me a hand!"

sent from a phone

 

[bj_lucky]

"I WOULD have made it but somebody put this damn tree in the way...."

 

[bj_lucky]

Watch this

Lol classic!!!

 

[brew_doo]

If it's got tits, tires, or a track, it's gonna give ya trouble...

 

[barleyfarmer]

Damn tree huggers are putting magnets in these trees!

 

[gibsons]

let me try that one more time.

 

[MOMMA]

I've got a good one that I hear quite often... from my husband who is on a turbo..... follow me....




Then.. after I have been sucked into a torential Turbo Trench off camber in the middle of Hell and a Treewell.... Babe you have to keep on the throttle...


Seriously..........DUDE YOU HAVE A TURBO!!!

 

[senorjeem]

If it's got tits, tires, or a track, it's gonna give ya trouble...

Part 2

If it flies faks or floats.......RENT IT!!!




You know what Granny says.."Fak fight or hold the light, but do something!"

 

[Toyboy]

If it's got tits, tires, or a track, it's gonna give ya trouble...

And cost you money!!

 

[inside]

The only thing stopping you is fear or Common sense.$hit happens when you party naked.We just go down there, no it's not that bad I think.

 

[snoqueen]

Well, I got a couple that I use quite regularly!

1. "The mountains don't get any higher, only the expectations do."

2. "Only 7% of Avalanche fatalities are women. If you want to stay alive in the mountains, take a good woman with you, and listen to her." ~~Doug Fesler

 

[HiLlClImB911]

Just FOCUS

F*&#
Off
Cause
Ur
Stupid

 

[MOMMA]

If it's got testicals, tires, or a track, it's gonna give ya trouble...

fixed it for ya!

 

[TROLLCAT]

For every mile of road
There's 2 miles of ditch

 

[TROLLCAT]

Man that thing was working good LOL


rite after she blew up

 

[jbb]

Polaris.....the way out
best one liner joke ever lololololololol

you forgot the second part. doo the way back in......

 

[LennyR]

clik'r up .....clik'r down, ........on a Doo, ...... like a clown.

 

[pipes]

if you've never got stuck, you never left the parking lot.

 

[KatMan]

Snowmobiles are like woman,,,,,, you gotta work on them for 4 hours to get a 15 minute ride