best quotes and one-liners in the snowmobiling industry

[A-train]

hey everyone, if you have some humorous one-liners or quotes post em up

 

[powderhoundbrr]

There are only 2 reasons in this world to be cold. You are either poor or stupid. And most cold snowmobilers aren't poor.



Don't let fear or common sense get in your way.

 

[magnet]

Polaris.....the way out
best one liner joke ever lololololololol

 

[mitty26]

"Never seen that happen before", when I need warranty work lol.

 

[crazy_wheeler]

Are you suffering from L.O.F.T. today?

L - Lack
O - Of
F - xxxxxxx
T - Talent

 

[Bnorth]

When in doubt, throttle out.

 

[RXN]

Went to the Mountains and got AIDS =

A$$ IN DEEP SNOW

 

[OOC ZigZag]

Don't let fear and common sense stand in your way. Always been a gooder. Its only money usually spoken by dealers. It aint that steep. You should hook up fine. Just pin it and lean. Usually muttered before someone gets damage to sled or self.

 

[m8cat]

Never stand when you can sit,
Never sit when you can lay,
Never eat when you can drink.

 

[RXN]

"Hold my beer watch this"

"if your not scared your going to slow"

"whats the worst that could happen"

 

[imdoo'n]

i think i can make it.

 

[polarice]

Thats your motto not a one liner

i think i can make it.

 

[MtnMaster]

when the tailgate drops, the bullsh** stops!

 

[RXN]

Metal's Repairable,
Plastic's Replacable,
&
Pain Heals.

 

[Bogger]

"I'll be right up"

 

[polarice]

this should be a imdoon motto thread

"I'll be right up"

 

[Bogger]

"Rotax & Kotex, Both for puzzies"

 

[carlsonswerve]

" should have seen me last time " or " would have made it but your trench bucked me "

 

[Thunder101]

Watch this

 

[snopro]

The throttle is your friend. And....it could have been worse, it could of been me.