Best drunk quotes

[arcticdodge]

. This is what I tell the wife.

 

[woody_tobius_jr]

Darlin', yer purtier than the first ripple in a fresh bucket of puke!
Actual line from my buddy at the stampede, AND he ended up taking her back to his Hotel at the end of the night:d!

 

[arcticdodge]

Sorry meant to put that in top popsters

 

[polaris011]

i swear to drunk im not god officer

 

[kbrunlees]

How the hell did I get here? and where is the rest of my car?

 

[J.E.T]

Ya I'll come get ya. *opens front door then closes it again*
Nope I can't get you. I don't know where my car is.


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[john s]

"You cant fight him he is a off duty policeman"

 

[PINKalicious]

That dress look great on you but would look better on my bedroom floor.

 

[KVF 700]

"How would you like your eggs in the morning??.....Fertilized or unfertilized"

 

[modmanmike]

sooo whatya say we go back to my place and order some pizza and fawk...
she says... no!
you say... what u dont like pizza???

 

[Puba]

So.... Did you try that one on J.E.T.? Is that why you missed your date with her?

sooo whatya say we go back to my place and order some pizza and fawk...
she says... no!
you say... what u dont like pizza???

 

[modmanmike]

hahaha!!!! funny man! no she likes pizza and stuff

 

[Murminator]

HEY !!.....HEY?.....HEY?.....remember??....hey?.....hey? .....remember when we were ummmm younger we we we could just drink our faces off like massive amounts of booze and and and never be drunk....man I miss those days. youknowwhat?? we we we should do we should just uiiunb ececepp ygd ceujbdw jkjyywe... hahahaha.... jknuue oioqs niouhwd $50 DOLLARS????....hjkjsc jkuiuss jxcty....you my best friend in the whole world jiionoin febhm ojknewc jkec


I have been on the both side of that conversation

 

[sumx54]

"Hey Mikey....flashlite went dead"

 

[NosRX1]

I don't think this is my truck!..."Who's is it?"........."I don't know, But I am sure they and the cops will be looking for it"........"Opps we should turn around"......"you think"

 

[munhoez]

Here's to honor , if ur honor stay honor if ur not honor get honor


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here's another version.....

The code of honor=== get in her and stay honor , and if u cant come in her, come honor.

 

[brutematt750]

here's another version.....

The code of honor=== get in her and stay honor , and if u cant come in her, come honor.

That's a gooder


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[munhoez]

That's a gooder


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Its a good code to live by

 

[maxbed]

im gonna cut my drinking in half tonight..im gonna cut out the mix

 

[malibumama]

"Oh oh I'm in trouble this drink tastes like vegas"

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