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5,000 men surveyed were asked: Why they like blowjobs? 1 % liked the warmth 2 % liked the sensation. 3 % liked the eroticism. 94 % just liked the peace and quiet

The current plight ofthe Costa Concordia reminds one of a comment made by Winston Churchill. After his retirement he was cruising the Mediterranean on an Italian cruiseliner and some Italian journalists asked why an ex British Prime Ministershould choose an Italian ship. “There are three things...

Be nice. Sometimes we forget the really important things in life. Last week, I took my grand-children to a restaurant. My six-year-old grand-son asked if he could say grace. As we bowed our heads he said, "God is good, God is great. Thank you for the food, and I would even thank you more if...

The Canadian mint announced yesterday that it is recalling all of the Newfoundland quarters that are part of the program featuring quarters from each Province. The action is being taken after numerous reports that the new quarters will not work in parking meters, toll booths, vending machines...

Its tooooo cold when the Balls fall off the Brass Monkey....... or so the saying goes

Roger,85,married Jenny, alovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she andRoger should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new butaged husband may over-exert himselfif they spend the entire night together. After the...

Does this mean he dumped Mrs Palm and her 5 daughters?

A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his Mission in darkest Brazil where he has spent years teaching the natives right from wrong, when he Realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English. So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He...

TOP TEN REASONS MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN: And here we go... #10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road. #8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. #7 -...

you can ride on the main trails in a lot of areas in the crowsnest pass. We sell maps for the Corbin and fernie areas. They are available all over as well as at some staging area's. In on the border has maps, and you can ride right from your cabin if you stay there. Corbin has a poker ralley on...

The only way you can save a polaris engine is to store it on the bench and install XP power.

VANCOUVER - Police in the eastern British Columbia community of Golden say a backcountry skier from the U.S. has been killed in an avalanche. RCMP Sgt. Troy Durand says an American ski party was caught in an avalanche in Molars Bowl, which is west of Golden, on Friday afternoon. He says one...

TwoNewfoundlanders are drinking in a small bar in Cornerbrook. Fred says, "Did you know that Lions havesex 10 to 15 times a night!" "Ah,ch!t." Says Jim. "I just joined the Kiwanis".

While creating wives, God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. And then He made the earth round

total of 3 avalanches today alone as reported in the Calgary Herald http://www.calgaryherald.com/news/Update+skiers+feared+caught+Pemberton+avalanche/5936714/story.html

Calgary herald is reporting another avalanche this afternoon (January 2nd) involving another 2 skiers in the Pemberton BC area. Search and rescue has been called

A quick thinker...... . Nymphomaniac Convention A man boarded an aircraft at London 's Heathrow Airport for New York , and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman...

SCOTCH? > > On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher > a basket of assorted fruit. > > The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. > > The candy-store owner's daughter gave...

Jennifer a manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of 20 resumes she found four people who were equally qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would...

Beware of older men - they only get wiser! A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday.. She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, 'I hope you don't...