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He was in ecstasy with ahuge smile on his face as his wife moved forwards, then backwards, forward,then backwards again....back and forth...back and forth...in and out....in andout She could feel the sweaton her forehead and between her breasts and trickling down the small of herback, she was...

Good information The colour of the ice also has bearing on the weight capacity One VERY IMPORTANT thing when you are checking the thickness of the ice is that there is 2 people and one person stays back and holds onto a rope that is tied to the person checking the ice. You do not know how deep...

if you think it is jetting, watch for black snow under the exhaust after you idle for a few minutes on the hill or a cloud of black when you leave from sitting for a couple of minutes. there is better ways of checking jetting but this is a quick way to check if sled is running a little rich.

I hope you are not suprised by this. Take a look at the distruction in the warm up sheds and other things clubs do for the comfort of sledders. What do you thing those dirt bags do with the sleds after they steal them. That is the only way they can get up on the hills.

Yea but it will be nice seeing all the ladies walking around showing it off.........Maybe

Well you should get all the facts straight..... Betty is NOT an owner, and if A&E is so bad, why were they voted #1 dealer in alberta in the snoriders magazie. I have had nothing but good and fair service from them

A crusty old Army Sergeant Major found himself at a galaevent hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage ofextremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached theSergeant Major for conversation. 'Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a...

amazing simple home remedies 1. If you're choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. 2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop. 3. Avoid...

It is an old model of Polaris snow machine used in WW1 and earlier that LHF found and now has dreams about it. LHF dreams it is soooooo fast that not even the japanese have developed a camera fast enough to catch the mystical wedgie in action

Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two' working girls ' and take them to their separate but adjoining hotel rooms foran hour of pleasure. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears hisfriend...

A cowboy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, laying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a...

A blow up Doll????

Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield. "Quick, quick!" shouts Sister...

Just so’s ya know... When I got off the ferry in Newfoundland I asked one of the locals what was the fastest way to get to the North end of the island. He asked me if I was walking or driving? I said I was driving. He said that’s the fastest way.

Rumor is he wears out a lot of kneepads though

No, Just the overhead ones.

As good as this bar is," said the Albertan, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Brooks, there's a wee place called The Brooks Hotel. The owner goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth drink." "Well," said the Nova Scotian, "At my local in...

after you get willy you can grab a taxi driver at any airport and have a matching set. You might get lucky and grab one of willie's family members

A young girl came home from a date looking sad. Shetold her mother, ”Charles proposed to me a few minutes ago.”” ”Then why are you so sad?” her mother asked. ”Because he also mentioned he was an atheist. Mom,he doesn’t believe there’s hell!” Her mother replied, “”Marry him anyway...

A Poem AboutTomatoes I know a Muslim whose name is Jim, I really love throwing tomatoes at him, Tomatoes are soft & don't hurt the skin, But these fuckers do, 'cos they're still in the tin.