wiseman say.......

[ttpowersports]

whats ur best one liner,,,,,

pa always said wise man no's when to do and when to pay.....

every day i wake up on the right side of the dirt is a good day....beats the alternative......

definition of useless danger......... somebody elses ideas when u have a migrane and a big wrench in ur hand

poohaaa- the ability to pull missing parts:d:d:d out of ur ass.......dont try this at home.....

 

[sumx54]

Don't eat Yellow Snow...oh ya and don't pizz into the wind

 

[Rob1334]

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

 

[MOMMA]

Mom said,
"if your looking for sympathy, you'll find it between Chit and syphilus in the dictionary."
Dad said,
"if you sleep with dogs you'll get fleas".

 

[Mike270412]

Mom said,
"if your looking for sympathy, you'll find it between Chit and syphilus in the dictionary."
.

It is too...I looked:d:d

 

[Bogger]

It is too...I looked:d:d

There are a LOT of words between C-H-I-T and S-Y-P-Y-L-I-S.....CH to SY is like 2 1/2 inches of reading...


Mikey....Where did you find a dictionary picture book????????????

Oh yah....My line....Theres no cure for stupid.....:d

 

[plio7]

the difference between a retard, and being mentally challenged is the freedom to have the choise

 

[Mike270412]

There are a LOT of words between C-H-I-T and S-Y-P-Y-L-I-S.....CH to SY is like 2 1/2 inches of reading...


Mikey....Where did you find a dictionary picture book????????????

Oh yah....My line....Theres no cure for stupid.....:d

Amazon.com: Let's Learn Japanese Picture Dictionary: Marlene Goodman: Books
Found it right here.............:d:d

 

[Bogger]

Amazon.com: Let's Learn Japanese Picture Dictionary: Marlene Goodman: Books
Found it right here.............:d:d

So thats how you won snotty over......lets keep on topic


A wise man (snotty) once said (last week) Your Lost......:d

 

[Mike270412]

So thats how you won snotty over......lets keep on topic


A wise man (snotty) once said (last week) Your Lost......:d

Why you think I got gps?

 

[-Swede-]

ALWAYS eat yellow snow... there is a possibility that it might be beer...

why do today what you could do tomorrow

better is to often fall and always rise again, then to never fall

it is better to ask and look dumb, then not to ask and remain dumb

it is he who get lost who finds new paths

when choosing your wife, use your eyes less and ears more...

just a few

 

[KH2110]

I've had chunks of corn in my crap bigger than you!!!!!!!!!

 

[ttpowersports]

man who go to bed with itchy crack wake up with stinky finger......:d:d:d

who eversaid its better to have had and lost than not to have had at all, probably has my chainsaw!!!!!!!

 

[Rob1334]

way to ironic that some of us are even posting here with a title like "wiseman say..."

 

[gforce]

women who fly upsidedown get crackup:d

 

[-Swede-]

way to ironic that some of us are even posting here with a title like "wiseman say..."

right... should be called "sayings we couldn't have comed up with"

 

[Dr. Meatman]

"Anyone can't get passed a pit bull....NO ONE fawks with a lion"

 

[bullfrog123]

Grandad always said this to us........

Want in one hand and chit in the other, see which one you get first!!!

 

[Bogger]

He who laughs last is dimmest

Eagles may sore....but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines

 

[Dr. Meatman]

the early bird gets the worm....but the second mouse gets the cheese