War is Hell

[SLEDBUNNYRACING]

I think KGR should check in ....

 

[Summitric]

Hey Kgr... Saw Some Of The Reinforcements Gathering Supplies At My Mom's Acreage Last Nite.... Practicing Jumping Into Bird Feeders From 20 Ft High Decks!!! They're Honing Their Skills Again! Beware, Buddy........ Over!

 

[CR500R]

The pictures are amazing, whoever thought they were that advanced and organized.

I laugh every time I check this thread out. Keep up the good fight.

I hope KGR hasn't become a POW!

 

[rusty]

Do we need to call in chuck norris to go behind enemy lines

 

[mudboy]

KGR might have been over taken !! MAN DOWN. Have not heard from him

HELLO HELLO

 

[kgr]

It's been a quite weekend for me. i have been a little neglegent on the patrols. The weather has effected both sides not as much movement around the property. the only things causing havoc are those damn magpies. Tip of the day: Always cover sink drain when shooting out kitchen window! I am planning to to a good recon mission early in the week and formulate new battle plan. Those guys must be planning something big, i want to be ready.

 

[kgr]

Waaaa, Scary bastages>

 

[sumx54]

The enemy don't seem to have a solid dental plan in effect doo they?

 

[kgr]

May be time to take heed, he looks like a battle veteran!

 

[kgr]

Distracted again, My mind wanders when it rains.

 

[Superford]

take note that they are ramping up...............

 

[kgr]

Looks like they have also enlisted a new division, Attack squadron # 1.

 

[Mike270412]

Finally quit raining,they'l be coming out of the woodwork today!

 

[Summitric]

Looks Like They Have Also Enlisted A New Division, Attack Squadron # 1.

Those Look Like The Ones That Were Practising At My Mom's Acreage....

 

[kgr]

It was nearing dusk. I had just finished the front yard and was maneuvering the big rider down the driveway, around the landscaping and into the street to get to the side yard. That's when I saw him! The Good Humor Man! Two hundred yards down the street and heading in my direction, prowling the streets of my neighborhood, tempting the children with his sugary, frozen confections.

Quickly estimating his speed, approximately in excess of 12 mph and mine at a brisk 5 mph, I immediately realized that we were on a collision course. My life flashed before my eyes. You could feel the tension begin to charge the atmosphere, as I became acutely aware of the neighbors, jaws dropped, peering out windows and through the smoke of their bbq grills from their backyards, at the drama unfolding before their eyes in the street. But I stayed my course, refusing to swerve or back down I could now see him clearly. The big white truck moving formidably towards me. He was closer now. So close that I could hear the sinister theme from, "The Sting," playing through his outboard speakers. I dropped the blade and shifted into 5th gear, in a blasting attempt to answer the threatening music. The big 12.5 HP, 38" cut mower leaped to a brisk 7 mph.

Closer now, I tried to make out his appearance through the big windshield, hoping to get a glimpse of the fading sun reflecting off a patent leather bow tie. Suddenly, the chicken race scene from the movie, "Rebel Without A Cause," flashed across my mind. Would the leather cuff strap of my motorcycle jacket hang on the window crank, keeping me from self ejecting to safety? Looking down at my arm, I was relieved to see that I was wearing a tank top and the mower had no window crank. A serene sensation flooded my being.

Then with only as little as 2-3 minutes before impact, I cut hard to the left into the side yard, grass flying from the side deflector. On the second pass the great white truck waddled past my house. I had averted catastrophe. Would the beautiful Appalachian Princess, awaiting my return inside the house, ever know the pitfalls her gray haired hero faced during the course of seemingly harmless yard work? I could only wonder if she had any change for an ice cream.

We'll meet again someday, Mr. Good Humor Man! On a lonely stretch of boulevard some dusky evening. For now, sleep well and remember the challange of your day. Then maybe on that, someday, we'll see if you really are a man of good humor! Hah!

 

[Summiteer]

Amazing that you survived such a close shave...Even more amazing that you recovered enough to write about it already.....Hats off to you brother.....

 

[OVERKILL 19]

Distracted Again, My Mind Wanders When It Rains.

One Time At Band Camp!!!!!!!!!

 

[SLEDBUNNYRACING]

You are truely a story teller...I will read this to my kids tonight before they go to sleep...I'm hoping they do not have nightmares...
It's tough on the 21 year old when she hears these scary stories.

 

[kgr]

Hhhhhhmmmmmmmm. 21 you say Hhhmmmm

 

[CR500R]

This is one of the all time most entertaining threads I've read on any forum.
I cannot help but laugh. I hope this war last as long as the war on terror!