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i dont have facebook........




try tommy hodgeman bancroft and maynooth
chrissy hodgeman bancroft and maynooth
lisa hodgeman (or brekenbridge) bancroft and maynooth
steve or steven breckenridge bacncroft or maynooth (her ugly fat husband who totally does not diserve her)


anyone of these people should be in lisa's friends list!

He must have a great personality because hes one weird looking dude.

everyone cant be wrong.....just sayin

^mmhmmm


After creeping on facebook, every hodgeman uses way 5 periods instead of 1 comma, just saying.
 

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My name is Chrissy..I live just out side a really small town I had the best horse ever who taught me patience and was an inspiration I wil never ever forget her! umm I am 17 ....I dont hate anything BUT animal testing and Child Labor and abortion and the mistreating of animals of any kind and ...I love taking pictures and getting lost just for fun....I love monkeys and Elephants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh and I hate the circus
 

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Joey, what's in your mother's day book today? She does have a day book doesn't she? In other words, what are you learning about today? just asking....

Holy crap don't u guys read anything? :D He said he was doing math today (I guess he's taking english as a second language). :D

i gotta go to bed , nighty night , gotta split wood from 2 to 11 domardo.............by hand!!

Here's his math problem: If little joey splits 2 cords of wood per hour, and 15 cords of wood need splitting, why would little joey's family be putting up any wood if they were moving across the country?
 

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Holy crap don't u guys read anything? :D He said he was doing math today (I guess he's taking english as a second language). :D



Here's his math problem: If little joey splits 2 cords of wood per hour, and 15 cords of wood need splitting, why would little joey's family be putting up any wood if they were moving across the country?

You're sharp this morning, Modman...just saying
 

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Holy crap don't u guys read anything? :D He said he was doing math today (I guess he's taking english as a second language). :D



Here's his math problem: If little joey splits 2 cords of wood per hour, and 15 cords of wood need splitting, why would little joey's family be putting up any wood if they were moving across the country?

Maybe the wood is coming with them?? Seems a tad weird for sure...Maybe sell the wood for snow tires?

Its more than a math problem...
 

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Maybe the wood is coming with them?? Seems a tad weird for sure...Maybe sell the wood for snow tires?

Its more than a math problem...

If little joey's dad's truck gets 20 mpg empty and 15 mpg loaded with wood, and the tank is 30 gallons, and they are going to drive 2000 miles loaded with wood - how many campfires will they be able to have along the way?

Bonus question: if they pick up 2 pieces of roadkill every 350 miles - How many family members will a roadkilled skunk feed?
 

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we are selling the wood to our friend dirt cheap!
i am studying math , english , some stupid magets crap! , and soo chemistry.

i like being homeschooled , i get to snowmobile in between subjects!



you mean steve has a weird personality? hahahaha no!!! he's a jerk who treats everyone...........including his wife , like dirt , he lived with us for 6 months! he is obviously twice my size , he is a lazy azz coward , one day he told me not to drink his milk because he bought it , mean while he was chugging all our milk , pop and beer! and eating all our food! one day he was sitting on the couch , i went over to the fridge , chugged the entire milk carton in front of him , he push me and punched my should , i told him to f-off and he has not bothered me since..........i guess now he knows that i dont take chit from him!
 

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With Joey being a expert wood splitter.:rolleyes:

He should be able to get a job in B.C. splitting wood.

Then be able to build a fast sled for the races...

Well maybe...but he might get distracted by shiny objects..:eek:
 

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shouldn't u be out cutting wood? It's between 2 and 11.....

time change is two hours means wood cutting is over

so if joey chopped/stacked wood at .75 cords per hour he worked from 11 -2 and took 45 minutes for lunch but worked 15 mins overtime how much wood would be stacked
 

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This thread is like a train wreck. I want to look away but I just can't... Good God this hilarious!

I'll be sure to stay off any Southern Alberta highways when Joey comes through. This sounds like an accident waiting to happen.
 

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time change is two hours means wood cutting is over

so if joey chopped/stacked wood at .75 cords per hour he worked from 11 -2 and took 45 minutes for lunch but worked 15 mins overtime how much wood would be stacked

he said he was chopping wood from 2 to 11 tonight (not 11-2), when he posted it was 3:30 his time....??? hmmmmmm he should have been out chopping - Maybe he had some beavers help him? mmmm beaver......

if joey splits wood at 0.75 cord/hr and he works for $3/hr and there are 15 cord that need to be split and a beaver can harvest 4 trees a day before someone in Red Deer shoots it - how many beaver pelts will joey be able to pull in the sled behind his Phazer (assume he wants to maintain a conservative speed of 90 mph when towing)?
 

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This thread is like a train wreck. I want to look away but I just can't... Good God this hilarious!

I'll be sure to stay off any Southern Alberta highways when Joey comes through. This sounds like an accident waiting to happen.

It will be like the Baja 500 with a number of repair/pit stops..

People along the route cheering them on...:eek:
 

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he said he was chopping wood from 2 to 11 tonight (not 11-2), when he posted it was 3:30 his time....??? hmmmmmm he should have been out chopping - Maybe he had some beavers help him? mmmm beaver......

if joey splits wood at 0.75 cord/hr and he works for $3/hr and there are 15 cord that need to be split and a beaver can harvest 4 trees a day before someone in Red Deer shoots it - how many beaver pelts will joey be able to pull in the sled behind his Phazer (assume he wants to maintain a conservative speed of 90 mph when towing)?

I dont think Joey spends much time with the beaver...Just sayin...
 

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he said he was chopping wood from 2 to 11 tonight (not 11-2), when he posted it was 3:30 his time....??? hmmmmmm he should have been out chopping - Maybe he had some beavers help him? mmmm beaver......

if joey splits wood at 0.75 cord/hr and he works for $3/hr and there are 15 cord that need to be split and a beaver can harvest 4 trees a day before someone in Red Deer shoots it - how many beaver pelts will joey be able to pull in the sled behind his Phazer (assume he wants to maintain a conservative speed of 90 mph when towing)?

sorry i was assuming his time telling skills were as good as his english....
is joey allowed to stay up that late?????
 

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with the modman 1+1 =11, 2+2=22 and so on, you get the jist. he sure is tryng to get ole joey upset, must hope he can't find a yamaha for the race, he's going down, joey will win .









friggin math
 
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