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your ex wife is your teacher ?????????
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U guys bring the ice cream, I'll bring my bikini for the hot tub.....just sayin
Better look up where this Dease Lake is....
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dirtygirll
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Hahaha I don't know if that was a joke but it was funny!!
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It's just a short little drive.
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evening Douglas
how was school?
School was good. Just studying for the big test tomorrow.
How's things with you?
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Ex wife = ex former teacher. Lmfao!!!!!
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Wow Troy, I'm looking up Dease Lake and I'm thinking I better bring some activities for the truck ride!!
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HA! Activities. Reminds me of Brian Regan.
dirtygirll
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Is that from the brother movie? That's what I was thinking when I said that!
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dirtygirll
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This guy goes out and gets a tattoo of a $100 bill on his prick. When his wife saw it later she freaked and asked he husband why he did it. He said "Well, I like the feel of my money in my hands, I like to watch my money grow, and next time you want to blow a hundred bucks, you don't have to leave the house!"
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I won a ticket to the Superbowl at work years ago. Went to New Orleans (alone, cheap boss) and found my seat way up in the top row. I mean, I was closer to the moon than I was to the field. I made the most of it, having brought my binoculars. Between plays I would scan the crowds in the good seats and the place was packed. I noticed that right on the 50 yards line about 5 rows fron the field there was a seat with no one sitting in it. I watched that seat like a hawk for a half hour and no one was using it. I was getting dizzy from being so high in the stadium, so I decided that I was going to go down there and see if I could see the second half and to hell with getting caught or in trouble. Sure enough, after 15 minutes of stairs and sneaking past the security people, I plopped my butt in the seat and said hello to the old fellow next to me. He looked at me kind of strangely so I figured the jig was up and I was about to be kicked out of the game. I started blabbing something about my reasons for being in the seat and the fellow just said it was no problem as it was his other seat and no one came to the game with him this year. He had had the same seats at every Superbowl ever since they started and his wife had always enjoyed coming with him, but that she had passed away recently and this was his first game without her by his side I said thank you and was enjoying the game but something kept bothering me. At the break for the end of the 3rd quarter, I asked him why he didn't have a friend or someone to come to the game so he wouldn't be alone and sad about his wife passing. Surely there was someone important to him that would have come? He gave me a sad, pained look and said that he had asked each of his children and friends to accompany him but that they all said no. I got a little anger in my voice and complained that they were insensitive and didn't deserve him if they wouldn't come to be with him on such an important day. He just gave a wan little smile and said, no, it's OK, they all had something to do today so just enjoy the game and you'll be my company. I couldn't keep it in, so I blurted out that I couldn't believe not one person would have come with him and what could they all be doing that is so important? He said: "they all went to her funeral".
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nice job carrots!!!!!
I bet that hurt fast and quick
I bet that hurt fast and quick
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