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[byronkentgraham]

Wow, you must have the patience of a monk to sit through a wedding sober...

I gotta be an usher for a cousin's wedding. I'm thinking i will be packing a flask

 

[quadboy55]

I gotta be an usher for a cousin's wedding. I'm thinking i will be packing a flask

Very smart move. If you want "drunk fast" get 80% rum mixed with coke. (50/50) helps it taste less like crap, but it's still crap. Finish that thing as quick as you can and you'll be set for 2-3 hours.

 

[quadboy55]

Never mind that last post, chug that 80% stuff right off the bat to get good before the wedding, fill the flask with Vodka and Rootbeer schnapps. (50/50) and it tastes exactly like root-beer. Perfect wobbly pop for a wedding.

 

[underdog]

Never mind that last post, chug that 80% stuff right off the bat to get good before the wedding, fill the flask with Vodka and Rootbeer schnapps. (50/50) and it tastes exactly like root-beer. Perfect wobbly pop for a wedding.

Just don't mix anything at all. Straight vodka in a water bottle. No one will know. Don't even worry about it man.

 

[quadboy55]

Just don't mix anything at all. Straight vodka in a water bottle. No one will know. Don't even worry about it man.

I've often wondered.....

Officer: Are you drunk?
>> No sir!
Officer: Whats that your drinking?
>>What, you mean this?
Officer: Oh, never mind, I see thats just water. Mind if we check for any other bottles?
>>Go ahead.
Officer: Nothing.. Ok, your free to go.

>>

 

[underdog]

I've often wondered.....

Officer: Are you drunk?
>> No sir!
Officer: Whats that your drinking?
>>What, you mean this?
Officer: Oh, never mind, I see thats just water. Mind if we check for any other bottles?
>>Go ahead.
Officer: Nothing.. Ok, your free to go.

>>

Just don't start with "what's the officer problem"? Or "i swear to drunk I'm not god"

 

[quadboy55]

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Just don't start with "what's the officer problem"? Or "i swear to drunk I'm not god"

Or: I'm going to be completely drunk with you, I'm not honest.

 

[underdog]

Statz: quadboy55 (53) , sledderdoc (25) , Bogger (25) , Mike270412 (24) , BIGFOOT (24)



Or: I'm going to be completely drunk with you, I'm not honest.

Or. Start speaking Spanish. No estoy borracho.

 

[quadboy55]

Or. Start speaking Spanish. No pedo!

Heck, if your caught drunking in Mexico all you need to do is bribe them... Or throw a taco.

Ah... They don't even care...

Shouldn't you be at the bar anyways?

 

[underdog]

Heck, if your caught drunking in Mexico all you need to do is bribe them... Or throw a taco.

Ah... They don't even care...

Shouldn't you be at the bar anyways?

I got cut off. Now I'm hugging my best friend...... The toilet.

 

[Mike270412]

Today's Top Poster(s)
quadboy55 (55) , Bogger (28) , Mike270412 (27) , sledderdoc (25) , BIGFOOT (24)

 

[Mike270412]

Hey look!!!I made the list!!

 

[underdog]

Heck, if your caught drunking in Mexico all you need to do is bribe them... Or throw a taco.

Ah... They don't even care...

Shouldn't you be at the bar anyways?

Besides... Why would I be drunking when I'm at an all inclusive resort? I haven't bought jack all week!

 

[Mike270412]

Hey look!!!I made the list!!

Been a while.

 

[underdog]

Hey look!!!I made the list!!

Congrats! Have a cookie.

 

[xc_rider08]

Ow..

did i hurt your feelers??? u maybe should report that post.. lol

 

[xc_rider08]

I got cut off. Now I'm hugging my best friend...... The toilet.

bwhaha... been their, done that recently... dont care to do it again anytime soon. lol

 

[what_next]

Besides... Why would I be drunking when I'm at an all inclusive resort? I haven't bought jack all week!

why would you be on the internet at all......

 

[xc_rider08]

why would you be on the internet at all......

he misses us dom...

 

[quadboy55]

did i hurt your feelers??? u maybe should report that post.. lol

Yeah, prolly should. You've got too much rep floating around.