The Things You Learn...

[eclipse1966]

I try to live by the lyrics from Trooper

"we are here for a good time not a long time"

 

[sumx54]

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things...

 

[Bnorth]

Don't piss into the wind or uphill from where you're standing.

If you think you're pretty fawkin important try giving commands to someone else's dog.

 

[Scrambled]

Spend your money on a good time its the only thing they can't take away from you

 

[femme.fatale.]

No good story ever started with "So I was eating a salad"

 

[X-Treme]

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things...

Beat ya to it.

 

[ABMax24]

Never turn down free beer

 

[plio7]

Never turn down free beer

Amen !

 

[ferniesnow]

Imdoo'n keeps saying I'm older than dirt............................yes, I have learned a few things. Most are already posted above. The one thing that I have learned is that when I am on this side of the dirt, I am still learning

 

[neilsleder]

Never turn down free beer

I drank a non alcohol beer that was given to me once, I would turn that down if I had the chance.


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[ABMax24]

I drank a non alcohol beer that was given to me once, I would turn that down if I had the chance.


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You weren't drinking beer lol

"Beer is an alcoholic beverage produced by the saccharification of starch and fermentation of the resulting sugar."

 

[woody_tobius_jr]

It's easier to ask for forgiveness then it is to ask permission


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[gates559]

Most of the things I learn is about a year to late to be useful.

 

[rebel]

If it tastes like chicken keep on licking......if it tastes like trout get the f@ck out

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[ABMax24]

Only things of limited quantity have value

 

[handyandy]

Punching your truck doesn't help you find the problem. It just leaves you with a sore hand.
Man I feel dumb right now

 

[moyiesledhead]

No good story ever started with "So I was eating a salad"

On the other hand, many good stories have started with "Hold my beer."

 

[arff]

Injures are caused by saying

Just pin it.

 

[Limbo]

"Purple is a fruit" Homer Simpson


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[FatGuy]

When in doubt, throttle out.

if you're gonna fawk it up, fawk it up good.