The pissin match thread

[Cyle]

Hey fair enough. You are entitled to your opinion of me. I just didn't see how a picture of myself for MY avatar pic could label me as a narcissist. So cheers!

And just for fun

Narcissism - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

And here I thought my posts were witty and entertaining. Who knew they were annoying and people didn't like them. *sigh*

Your posts are good

 

[~Rowdy~]

Just so everyone knows...


I...


farted...


that is all

 

[teeroy]

Thats what I thought! I'm having fun. Are you having fun?!

I always have fun! well, except for that one time.

 

[goodngrubby]

I think it's the other way around big fella, floating poops are the preferred kind.

FIBER
Poo is 75% water. When you eat more fiber, the fiber holds onto more water, and makes the stool less dense. If the fiber content is high enough, this can cause poo to float. That part is true enough. While some claim that you do not have enough fiber in your diet if your poop sinks, there are many doctors that disagree. So don't get all freaked out and start making Metamucil cookies.

FAT
Most crap is 1% fat. If you eat out a lot, you might get it up to 7% or so. This causes steatorrhea. It sounds nice but it means your poo comes out like cookie dough and sticks everywhere. Fat can also make your crap float because fat is less dense than water. You get enough fat in your logs, and VOILA! you have floatery.

Air
The truth is that air also make poop float. You get a little gaseous, and instead of forming a nice, comforting bubble of flatulence, it stays diffused in your crud. This makes Mr. Hankey lighter and he floats. Just a change in diet can increase the bacteria caused gasses to increase. This type of floating may be the easiest to accomplish.

Malabsorption
Unlike what some people say, floating poo can actually be a sign of malabsorption. It can mean your body isn't absorbing nutrients properly. This is not a "Gosh I wish I were more absorbent" type of problem. This is not a "I should see my naturopath" kind of problem. This is a "I might have Pancreatic Cancer, Cystic Fibrosis, Celiac Disease or Abetalipoprotenimia" type of problem. But don't panic too much - a nice GI infection can also cause "the floats". Malabsorption floaters are not like cute little duckies though. Often they are abnormally large flotillas, and leave a greasy film on the water.

BOTTOM LINE
Changes in diet, like with fats or fiber, can make a difference in your "floatability". If you are passing bricks, then yeah fiber may the answer. But don't spend your life on a quest to always be a floater... Sinkers have it right. Consistently dropping floaters can be a sign of very serious medical conditions and should be discussed with a doctor. A REAL doctor. (IE One that went to medical school.) PS As a general rule, you shouldn't trust a "doctor" who sells things over the internet...

Holy cow T, you sure know your ch!t!! :d

 

[imdoo'n]

Thats what I thought! I'm having fun. Are you having fun?!

i was having fun till you abandoned us on the roof, no beer, running out of depends, and it looks like snow. go fiqure. ah shheeet her come the les b's

 

[~Rowdy~]

Just so everyone knows...


I...


farted...


that is all

just cause I post 100 times a day about the things I do...

I always have fun! well, except for that one time.

uh oh....do tell

 

[BDF#900]

Hey fair enough. You are entitled to your opinion of me. I just didn't see how a picture of myself for MY avatar pic could label me as a narcissist. So cheers!

And just for fun

Narcissism - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

And how is a narcissist not narcissitic?
And the avatar pic isn't, but combined with the continous posts about your every movement is starting to appear that way to the casual observer. Infact to the point of being mocked in others sig line. Don't know you, didn't matter if I did, I would still hack on you for it. Not saying nothing more nothing less about you as a person. By the way more of a moron than a JA. ~just sayin~

 

[Bogger]

Holy cow T, you sure know your ch!t!! :d

the man has experience.....

 

[teeroy]

Holy cow T, you sure know your ch!t!! :d

that's fawkin funny right there....

 

[~Rowdy~]

And how is a narcissist not narcissitic?
And the avatar pic isn't, but combined with the continous posts about your every movement is starting to appear that way to the casual observer. Infact to the point of being mocked in others sig line. Don't know you, didn't matter if I did, I would still hack on you for it. Not saying nothing more nothing less about you as a person. By the way more of a moron than a JA. ~just sayin~

haha nice.

 

[teeroy]

uh oh....do tell

the man has experience.....

Ian is alluding to my bad day

 

[buck50]

Your posts are good

okay, okay now, everyone better quit hacking on rowdy, even in fun, the FINAL word has come down

 

[Bogger]

Ian is alluding to my bad day

I said nothing.....

 

[~Rowdy~]

okay, okay now, everyone better quit hacking on rowdy, even in fun, the FINAL word has come down

 

[~Rowdy~]

Question about bowel movements. If it floats not enough fibre?

get one of these, that way you can keep track!

 

[Bogger]

get one of these, that way you can keep track!

maybe Klim will sponshure your poo-log T ??????

 

[BDF#900]

Not a problem, can set your watch by it. Ask anyone unfortunate enough to be sharing a room. 6am sonic boom!

 

[buck50]

Ian is alluding to my bad day

what bad day would that be t-chitty????????????????????

 

[~Rowdy~]

*shudder* that is quite the description BDF#900...hahaha

 

[teeroy]

maybe Klim will sponshure your poo-log T ??????

I gave up on klim gear. I hear you looked like an RK mini me tho in your gear....:d