The pissin match thread

[Mike270412]

I got grade 12. That is a damn fine cup o ~coffee~!!

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[BDF#900]

T with your mad skills that xp is capable of anything. Think I saw ~maxwell~ at bottom of the hill taking notes!

 

[Modman]

I can tell from here that the roast is wrong. You should consider re-building that cup of coffee, it's your family's safety after all.

LMFAO - just about spit my breakfast blend all over the screen....!

Rep'd that!

 

[~Rowdy~]

it's pick on ~Rowdy~ day isn't it...

 

[Pistonbroke]

I don't drink coffee, bad for ya I'm drinking my pomegranite green tea with some honey in it about to eat my raisin oatmeal crisp and do some billing.

and....

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!! lmao

Looks like I don't have to ride an XP anytime soon.

 

[teeroy]

T with your mad skills that xp is capable of anything. Think I saw ~maxwell~ at bottom of the hill taking notes!

maxwell is the 'doo whisperer. when he is in the vicinity all 'doos respond well. I once saw him whisper into the intake screen and talk an XP with a broken crank into running again to get out of the back bowls at Allan.

 

[pirate31red]

Why do you think i'm still a laborer? I'm a foreman. Not sure where you got that........Just assuming are we? Pretty common in this thread!

you know i recall in a past thread you worked road construction you said operating heavy equip.seems like you have alot of hats

 

[Mike270412]

~till cyle shows up~

it's pick on ~Rowdy~ day isn't it...

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[~Rowdy~]

Looks like I don't have to ride an XP anytime soon.

maxwell is the 'doo whisperer. when he is in the vicinity all 'doos respond well. I once saw him whisper into the intake screen and talk an XP with a broken crank into running again to get out of the back bowls at Allan.

jack of all trades master of none?!

~till cyle shows up~



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Hurry up Cyle!!!

 

[Cyle]

jack of all trades master of none?!



Hurry up Cyle!!!

Don't see the need of posting when the retards are making themselves look stupid already.

 

[BDF#900]

it's pick on ~Rowdy~ day isn't it...

Anyone narcissitic enough to use a headshot for an avatar can take it though.(~just sayin~)

Question about bowel movements. If it floats not enough fibre?

 

[~Rowdy~]

Anyone narcissitic enough to use a headshot for an avatar can take though.(~just sayin~)

Question about bowel movements. If it floats not enough fibre?

Woah there partner! You think I'm a narcissist (sp?) because I put a picture of myself on here for an avatar? *slow clap* wow...you are special

Would it be narcissitic if I had a pic of me on my sled? Or a pic of me doing something?

 

[koby]

The hamilton beach black model is better..........

anybody that knows anything about the Alberta Building Code, driving a standard, grade 12, ~pomegranite green tea with some honey~, or splicing facia boards with blocking, knows the hamilton beotch has a weak warmer element which leads to an increase in high school drop out rates and closure of crown land to camping.

 

[Mike270412]

I just hit the ditch

anybody that knows anything about the Alberta Building Code, driving a standard, grade 12, ~pomegranite green tea with some honey~, or splicing facia boards with blocking, knows the hamilton beotch has a weak warmer element which leads to an increase in high school drop out rates and closure of crown land to camping.

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[koby]

Anyone narcissitic enough to use a headshot for an avatar can take though.(~just sayin~)

Question about bowel movements. If it floats not enough fibre?

Woah there partner! You think I'm a narcissist (sp?) because I put a picture of myself on here for an avatar? *slow clap* wow...you are special

Would it be narcissitic if I had a pic of me on my sled? Or a pic of me doing something? Ur a moron

if it ~sinks~ it stinks
if it ~floats~ it don't

 

[teeroy]

Anyone narcissitic enough to use a headshot for an avatar can take though.(~just sayin~)

Question about bowel movements. If it floats not enough fibre?

I think it's the other way around big fella, floating poops are the preferred kind.

FIBER
Poo is 75% water. When you eat more fiber, the fiber holds onto more water, and makes the stool less dense. If the fiber content is high enough, this can cause poo to float. That part is true enough. While some claim that you do not have enough fiber in your diet if your poop sinks, there are many doctors that disagree. So don't get all freaked out and start making Metamucil cookies.

FAT
Most crap is 1% fat. If you eat out a lot, you might get it up to 7% or so. This causes steatorrhea. It sounds nice but it means your poo comes out like cookie dough and sticks everywhere. Fat can also make your crap float because fat is less dense than water. You get enough fat in your logs, and VOILA! you have floatery.

Air
The truth is that air also make poop float. You get a little gaseous, and instead of forming a nice, comforting bubble of flatulence, it stays diffused in your crud. This makes Mr. Hankey lighter and he floats. Just a change in diet can increase the bacteria caused gasses to increase. This type of floating may be the easiest to accomplish.

Malabsorption
Unlike what some people say, floating poo can actually be a sign of malabsorption. It can mean your body isn't absorbing nutrients properly. This is not a "Gosh I wish I were more absorbent" type of problem. This is not a "I should see my naturopath" kind of problem. This is a "I might have Pancreatic Cancer, Cystic Fibrosis, Celiac Disease or Abetalipoprotenimia" type of problem. But don't panic too much - a nice GI infection can also cause "the floats". Malabsorption floaters are not like cute little duckies though. Often they are abnormally large flotillas, and leave a greasy film on the water.

BOTTOM LINE
Changes in diet, like with fats or fiber, can make a difference in your "floatability". If you are passing bricks, then yeah fiber may the answer. But don't spend your life on a quest to always be a floater... Sinkers have it right. Consistently dropping floaters can be a sign of very serious medical conditions and should be discussed with a doctor. A REAL doctor. (IE One that went to medical school.) PS As a general rule, you shouldn't trust a "doctor" who sells things over the internet...

 

[Mike270412]

Might just be my new sig

anybody that knows anything about the Alberta Building Code, driving a standard, grade 12, ~pomegranite green tea with some honey~, or splicing facia boards with blocking, knows the hamilton beotch has a weak warmer element which leads to an increase in high school drop out rates and closure of crown land to camping.

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[BDF#900]

See I knew that post was wrong, but someone just had to explain too me. Did I get it all wrong?

 

[KVF 700]

Since when am I 18? It's another persons posts who knows nothing.......Which is VERY common in this thread.

To clear things up, please state your age, gender, work background and current qualifications.

That way no assuming needs to be done.

 

[~Rowdy~]

See I knew that post was wrong, but someone just had to explain too me. Did I get it all wrong?

what no comment to what I said there JA?