lol ok maybe not dirty dirty gas, but my bike had a full tank sitting in it all winter, I simply drained it into a bucket and used that to clean off my air filter a bit, I only dip it in once and give a good swoosh then onto the bucket of hot soapy water to soak a bit and wring it out a few times.
Ok bleeding forks is easy, on the top if your fork tubes you shall see a tiny little screw..probably a small phillips or maybe a flat.. all you gotta do is unscrew each one just enough until you hear the air in the tube go..."ppppsssst"..shouldn't have to unscrew all the way. Once the air has bled out screw back on tight.. I try to do this especially if im jumping, after a long road trip and the bike has been tied down for a while.. basically anything that applies alot of pressure to the forks.. but I pretty much just try to bleed every other ride or so.. its simple, yet really helps saves having to do a fork job
I would change you plug, check your valves if she is a 4 thumper, maybey clean your carb.
then pop here back in. "you got to lube the rubber just to be extra safe"
sounds more like a sex show
Im a little unsure about the conditions at Bruderhiem just yet but we are planning to go to Enoch sand dunes on Friday, its usually always pretty dry this time of year