Sled Deck vs 4 place Early season rant

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[Baraaaaaap Obama]

You Albertans wood look up to Terry and Deaners... They are the laughing stock of Berta... BC boys look up to Tron, hes got his sh#t together... Hes got the Big Dirty Dually, hes got the lady, hes got the stacks out the box...
Guy's got his sh#t straight...

Bertans are just like Deaner, chasing that Rock and Roll dream... More to life than Boner Rails, and Bus groupie sluts... You guys chase the dream all you want but be ready to be showed up by the local kid on the
Dragon or the 2ND Gen REV! bARAAAAP knows so many dudes who rip harder than your trailer rails and they dont even own a ramp to get sled into their truck... It's snowbank or bust buds. My buddies at Fountain Tire get paid even worse than me at
Kal Tire... Tire Flippers Union Local 420 has our back though, we got our government subsidy chqs coming in soon.

Eat a FAT ONE SnowFlake! Post up a picture of your snow tires with your login name in front of it ... Or leave this thread for ever!

 

[kanedog]

BC style.

 

[skegpro]

Here's an idea, turn around before you go up the hill and back the whole way up... Or even better: leave the 4 placer the f@#$ @ home! You know your last 2 buddies in the trailer are deadbeats and never help, or offer to pay. And your kids can stay home, does a 15/16 year old really need a turbo'd Arctic Cat and $6000 riding gear setup, you can soup the sh#t out of a Cat she's still a Turd, and Baraaaaap will out Doo you all day / all night / all day on the bunny hill...

Bertans are so privileged, no one cares bud, that you make $1900 a day managing that drill rig, and can afford the latest Burandht trailer, and all the trimmings... She just don't matter you are in the Forest / Back Country sharing, ruining it for others... And besides your career sucks anyways, you know you are just a glorified babysitter of Alcoholics and Coke heads, and your crew single handidly is keeping the strip club and dealers open in the small Jerk Water town you rape, pilage, and sideways drill. Leave the 4-6 placer @ home, no one owrs you a parking lot... Heh here's an idea big shot, actually donate to the club, get your fat cat, black gold chasing buddies to pony up and pay for one.

Signed Your Friend:
Baraaaaap Obama

Tire Mounting & Balancing Union Local 420

Hey I don't see anyone coming to your work and batting the dicks outta your mouth, leave the drillers alone.

 

[Baraaaaaap Obama]

Stay out of this SkunkPro ... This thread has turned into the Snow Tires Thread, now post them up Sno-Flaky!

 

[AaronQ]

Wow. This is like a Lindsey Lohan of 2004 meltdown. It's so horrible but you just can't look away even tho you know it's something you'll never get out of your head again. Bravo

 

[Thoeg]

hahaha this thread is golden

 

[snochuk]

hahaha this thread is golden

sometime it takes a putz to brighten everyone's day.
keep feedin him the crayolas!!!!!!

 

[Jorg Jorgenson]

BC style.

But did the dolly have snowflake-rated tires?

 

[Baraaaaaap Obama]

Obama is calling it right now! This weekend there will be Jack Knifes! Freezing rain all week on top of compact snow / mud... Roads will be slick, and there is probably a bunch of Bertans heading to Revy this weekend.... Too much time tweaking Turbos and trying to fix the heat on the Burandht, not enough time in the tire shop putting proper tires on the 3/4 (Duty challenged truck) Like can you even really call a 3/4 Heavy Duty???? Yah maybe if your from the city, with your 4 ply All Season Tires on it.

Mark B.O.'$ words this weekend there will be Carnage... Careful out there buds, and don't forget B.ring C.hains!

Leave the All Seasons at home.

 

[Ballzdeep]

Yawn...

 

[Joholio]

Obama is calling it right now! This weekend there will be Jack Knifes! Freezing rain all week on top of compact snow / mud... Roads will be slick, and there is probably a bunch of Bertans heading to Revy this weekend.... Too much time tweaking Turbos and trying to fix the heat on the Burandht, not enough time in the tire shop putting proper tires on the 3/4 (Duty challenged truck) Like can you even really call a 3/4 Heavy Duty???? Yah maybe if your from the city, with your 4 ply All Season Tires on it.

Mark B.O.'$ words this weekend there will be Carnage... Careful out there buds, and don't forget B.ring C.hains!

Leave the All Seasons at home.

Get to work son, make that $20/hr. We got a 3/4 ton with an enclosed and a half ton with two sleds going up here shortly and we don’t need any damned blue plates up here on a weekday. Might have to stop and snag some Lucky Lagers and cripple ripple on the way...

 

[Baraaaaaap Obama]

Obama makes enough to buy a full sized truck and snow tires bud, and he even has enough sense to do something more productive with his time than ride in terrible conditions and pure ice roads with 4 places jackknifed in the ditch in the way everywhere... B.O. has powder stashes way better than Bolder 40 minutes from his door he can go to any day, no need to rush... Enjoy your 1 of 3 trips a year bud... Will look for your 500 km 20k sled at end of season for purchase...

 

[52weekbreak]

Ouch BO. That last part kinda hurts. We do the best we can to get out to the hills but just so hard for some of us to wear out that sled...

Obama makes enough to buy a full sized truck and snow tires bud, and he even has enough sense to do something more productive with his time than ride in terrible conditions and pure ice roads with 4 places jackknifed in the ditch in the way everywhere... B.O. has powder stashes way better than Bolder 40 minutes from his door he can go to any day, no need to rush... Enjoy your 1 of 3 trips a year bud... Will look for your 500 km 20k sled at end of season for purchase...

 

[Joholio]

Oh my pancreas

 

[Baraaaaaap Obama]

Ouch BO. That last part kinda hurts. We do the best we can to get out to the hills but just so hard for some of us to wear out that sled...

You poke the bear, you get the horns... No but seriously buds, be careful out there ... Heard the roads are absolutely ****ee.

Just unload at 2km and ride 6 km of rocks, probably your safest bet.

 

[Stg2Suby]

and before anyone calls BS on bears with horns

 

[niner]

I’ve heard horny bears can be dangerous too....

 

[snochuk]

Some times people appear in front of you......
Then they speak.......
And you think to yourself......................




Nope................you just can't fix stupid!!!
ROFLMFAO

At least this is partially entertaining
And harmless

 

[Stg2Suby]

You poke the bear, you get the horns... No but seriously buds, be careful out there ... Heard the roads are absolutely ****ee.

Just unload at 2km and ride 6 km of rocks, probably your safest bet.

It almost sounds like you're warming up to us 'bertans!