Sh*t your thinking, but never say out loud

[enis750]

We all do, it ... everyday
I do most of it while driving to and from work everyday
Here's a place we can vent and say it

Here's a couple just from yesterday and this am:

"Hey, dude in the jacked up stupid duty w stacks, white Oakley's, and house music blaring out your open windows ..... seriously??"

"Hey, 107yr old baba still driving... it is NOT ok to drive 25 in a 50, and stop at EVERY intersection, regardless of a stop sign or not!"

"Hey, dude in the right hand drive Toyota, im laughing at you, because you just curbed your $5000 rims on a right hand turn ... idiot...!"


Let's begin

 

[enis750]

One more I just remembered:

"Oh, so you have a staff bag w your name on it, cool ... must be a golf pro?" (As i watch him shank one off the first tee .... cmon now, seriously!!!!!)

 

[ferniesnow]

"Friggin' framers........"

 

[tex78]

Friggin engineers

sent from my htc

 

[barleyfarmer]

'Yes that outfit does make you look fat'!!

 

[enis750]

'Yes that outfit does make you look fat'!!

bbbwwwwhahahahahah!!!!!

 

[teamgreen]

Does that Maxwell always talk out his azz?

Does T-team actually think Doos are the best, or is it just because they pay him?

 

[whoDEANie]

"I farted, still wanna share an office with me?"

 

[Carrots]

"are those your girlfriends jeans your wearing? "


Sent from a iPhone

 

[underdog]

"Friggin' framers........"

Don't even get me started on those farmers.

 

[Bnorth]

Don't even get me started on those farmers.

That says framers

 

[Bnorth]

Yesterday:
"Get out of my f^cking town you f^cking no good old hippy c^cks^cker. F^cking tourists can't f^cking drive you kayaking p^ssy. Get off the god damn road before I run you off and shove your kayak up your ass!!!"

 

[underdog]

That says framers

Oops. I can't read.

 

[pipes]

what do you mean, don't say out loud? Are there things we shouldn't sat out loud?

 

[DaveB]

Yesterday: "REALLY? Your semi-truck is thaaaaaaaat much faster than the one in the RH lane??? WTFO!!!! Get around him already!!!! You inbred frickin meth-head!!!!!! MMMOOOOOVVVVVVEEEEE!!!!!"

After blocking traffic for 10-12 minutes while he "passed" the other rig he did get the bird.

Actually I'm pretty sure most of that was out loud...but I was by myself, so not really. Hahaha

 

[jay007]

"do you always have to come into my office right after i fart?"

"The left lane is for faster traffic you F&^kin 80km driving reject"

"I am NOT impressed by your Affliction or Tapout t-shirt thats 3 sizes too small and I'm certain your a big p#$$y"

 

[enis750]

"I am NOT impressed by your Affliction or Tapout t-shirt thats 3 sizes too small and I'm certain your a big p#$$y"

don't even get me started on this ..... GREAT GREAT one! LOL!

 

[tekim]

'Yes that outfit does make you look fat'!!

It's not the outfit that makes you look fat, it's your fat ass that makes you look fat...

 

[Summitric]

Frickin' weathermen.......... Where else can you still be employed, and paid handsomely, for taking 50/50 guesses in your job............

 

[enis750]

"oh, you still let your mommy make decisions for you .. and your 32 .... ok cool ..." (work related, sorry ... )