Redneck Terminology, Terms, Sayings and Pics !

[Bogger]

Don't go giving the North Dakota boys any ideas:d

 

[Powertool29]

There is someone for everyone !!
even if they happen to be related..

 

[OVERKILL 19]

There is someone for everyone !!
even if they happen to be related..

Not sure what freaks me out more! dude in pony tail or granma's left foot...WTF

 

[johndeereman346]

Not sure what freaks me out more! dude in pony tail or granma's left foot...WTF

YA no doubt them are flat big a$$ feet for on lil ol lady

 

[Rubicon]

There is someone for everyone !!
even if they happen to be related..

Isn't that Dog the bounty hunter at the age of 15??:d

 

[Powertool29]

Skiing in Saskatchewan "Redneck Style"

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKkpC0iIC34[/media]

 

[sledderdoc]

Keep em coming ... great thread so far! :d

 

[Summitric]

AND ANOTHER RED NECK?........GRANNY, IS THAT YOU???:d:d:d:d

 

[elephant rider]

Redneck Airbags........

tig ol bitties...............

 

[powderpusher]

And you all sid there aint any rednecks in alberta

 

[Summitric]

Isn't this kinda redneckish????? BROTHER, SISTER AND "WTF"????

 

[vanislerev]

Isn't this kinda redneckish????? BROTHER, SISTER AND "WTF"????

hahahah wtf indeed...

 

[Powertool29]

South Carolina Water Skiing !!
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5AcQahwKs0[/media]

 

[tmix]

thats funny chit:d:d:d

 

[Crazed]

Forget Rednecks...


Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about NEWFOUNDLANDERS:

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May,
You may live in Newfoundland .

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, You may live in Newfoundland .

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, You may live in Newfoundland .

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, You may live in Newfoundland .

If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Detroit for the weekend,
You may live in Newfoundland .

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Newfoundland .

If you know several people who have hit a moose more than once,
You may live in Newfoundland .

If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again,
You may live in Newfoundland .

If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, You may live in Newfoundland .

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, You may live in Newfoundland .

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them,
You may live in Newfoundland .

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,
You may live in Newfoundland .

If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km -- You're going 95 and everybody is passing you, You may live in Newfoundland .

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow,
You may live in Newfoundland .

If you know all 4 seasons: Almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, You may live in Newfoundland .
(this is my favourite, because how true)

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, You may live in Newfoundland .

If you find -5 degrees 'a little chilly', You may live in Newfoundland .

If you actually understand these jokes, you definitely are a Newfoundlander and proud to be.

 

[Murminator]

JUST PLAIN REDNECK........ BOARDERING ON TERRORIST?? BUT EITHER WAY, JUST PLAIN SICK.

The 5th worst part of that pic is those are Guitar Hero guitars........he must be proud

 

[femme.fatale.]

The 5th worst part of that pic is those are Guitar Hero guitars........he must be proud

What are the other 4???
The speedo
The hair
The pose

what am I missing ?? LOL

 

[brew_doo]

A few sayings I picked up over the years:

When referring to a dark room/building or whatever - "darker than the inside of a cow"

When referring to a very warm day - "hotter that two gophers F'n in a wool sock"

When referring to something cold - "colder than a witches tit" or "colder than a well diggers arse"

 

[Summiteer]

As sharp as a sock full of soup.

 

[RMK Junky]

Here's a couple of pics :d