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Arff needs a pig on the stick to hold over the fire,,, win win,,, a bit of grease to lube the motor and lunch once the pig is cooked...

Kinda like tying up your shoe laces... Ha

Good idea,,tie pig with shoe lace. Put on stick over fire
 

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Page 112 of Arff's outdoor survival skills,,, tie grizzly bear to stick with shoe laces... drag to fire pit,,, attempt to cook bear...

$12 for tickets at the door...

Good times
 

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Page 112 of Arff's outdoor survival skills,,, tie grizzly bear to stick with shoe laces... drag to fire pit,,, attempt to cook bear...

$12 for tickets at the door...

Good times

Too easy. Dig big hole. Put ashes in the hole. Cover with branches. Kick bear in ash hole.
 

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I thought the plan was to kick Doo'n into hole with bear...

You wrote that on page 238 in the book of great outdoors adventures of Arff... ha
 

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The bear is scared on Imdooin.

Let let’s put both in the ash home.

Arff needs to learn how to make a fire.

lessons are required
 

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Page 435,,, rub Imdoo'n and bear together to get spark,,, cup hands around them both and blow air at spark to keep it going... Ha...

Be careful not to singe eyebrows...
 

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Page 67 in Arff's majic book of good times.

I thougth you got the first printed copy on a napkin
Ha
 

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Sticks that stick,,, laces'es that lace,,, and Kows that are Goats.

Good thing that everything matches one another.
 
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