Random fact thread

[crazy_wheeler]

Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

 

[BLUE JEWEL]

Nothing Rhymes with Orange or Purple.....

 

[crazy_wheeler]

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

 

[glacier mt lodge]

Never give wheeler keys as he doesn't return them.....:d

 

[crazy_wheeler]

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.


Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?


Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!


He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.


Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.


The trouble with life is there's no background music.

 

[SLEDBUNNYRACING]

Wheeler...PROVE IT....lol....

Stupidity is not a handicap.

 

[stuie]

It's only Illegal if you get caught!!!

 

[thump]

Yes if you round up............:d


when driving down that dark road..............note that "Moose eyes do not reflect light" like other animals do.....in the dark.

Moose eyes do reflect light,,, I have seen it. The 6X9 Bosch driving lights prove it. Just ask the Ali-Arc bumper on my Kenworth Average headlights dont shine high enough to send a reflection back.True fact!

 

[MOMMA]

A chihuahua can learn to stop peeing on the floor before a 7 year old little boy. Come on aim for the hole!!!! Not the wall, and not behind the toilet!

 

[Eastcapeangler]

A chihuahua can learn to stop peeing on the floor before a 7 year old little boy. Come on aim for the hole!!!! Not the wall, and not behind the toilet!

That's funny!

 

[Copter6]

At a stride of 30 inches per step, you would have to take 2,112 steps to walk a distance of one mile.

 

[Eastcapeangler]

Birds DO NOT explode when they eat alka seltzer.

 

[Junior Highmark]

Giraffes have no vocal cords
They communicate using there tails

 

[Bogger]

11:17 is past boggers bed time....:d

 

[OVERKILL 19]

Nothing Rhymes with Orange or Purple.....

Purple Nurple... used to get them all the time!:d

 

[Summitric]

purple nurple... Used to get them all the time!:d

actually porridge rhymes with orange ........ Try it.

 

[sumx54]

actually porridge rhymes with orange ........ Try it.

Puff Puff Pass

 

[2manykids]

actually porridge rhymes with orange ........ Try it.

English orange "or-ing" will rhyme with door hing,

And if you mouth the words " elephant shoes" into a mirror or at a deaf person they will get something completely different ... sure go try it

 

[crazy_wheeler]

After last call, good jag of consumed whiskey and the lights come on.....

Anything looks good.........

 

[crazy_wheeler]

Wheeler...PROVE IT....lol....

Stupidity is more like a disease which then in turn handicaps the infected person.

Only way to cure the stupidity disease is to consume the antidote "beer" in moderation. But there is a fine line between being cured and SOL...