pick up lines?

[carter.c]

I love these! I am a pirate looking for treasure, can i search your chest? that one got me slapped across the face
my favorite is, does this smell like chloroform to you?

anyone else have some good ones?

 

[Outlawkitten500]

One of my favs...

Do you like apples?

I'm gonna take you home and f**k you tonight, how do you like them apples??

 

[hurt'in albertan]

well this one worked once she thought it was hilarious!!
nice boots want to &*$@!!!
oh ya it was at BVJ in Camrose!!!:d

 

[yamaha125cc]

man i dont know much about pies but you sure make my bananana cream

 

[QMAO]

My fav. was "You have cresent wrench eyes, when I look into them my nuts tighten up".

That one worked at BVJ also.

 

[Longhorn]

My favorite used to be 'How do you like your eggs in the morning'??

I had to retire it though after one young lady replied 'UNFERTILIZED, Thanks'!!! BOOM, never used it again (and went home very solo that night)

 

[brew_doo]

Start by licking your finger and touching her shirt with the damp finger and say - ' let's go to my place and get you outta those wet clothes'.

 

[clint/KTM/16]

you say: "wanna get some pizza and F**k?" she says: "no" and You say: What you dont like F**King pizza?

 

[teeroy]

are those mirror pants? 'cause I can see myself in them....

 

[JaySimon]

Do you enjoy casual sex, or should I wear a tie?

 

[Shredder]

"I don't know how the hell you got into those jeans; but I'd sure like to see you get out of them." A buddy of mine actually started a summer long relationship with that one. :d

 

[Barton]

I'm going to bed, you coming?

 

[Sofa king]

This one is for the morning after

"Honey! your breakfast is getting hard"

 

[Murminator]

If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?

 

[clint/KTM/16]

Nice legs when do they open?

 

[Shredder]

Nice legs when do they open?

Wow....wish I'd have heard of that one 15 years ago. I can't see how any woman could keep herself off a guy after that smooth approach.:d:d:d

 

[femme.fatale.]

That shirt is very becoming on you.... If I was on you I'd- (I'll let you guys fill in the blanks...)

Someone actually said this to me.... FML

 

[ktm 13-44]

A friend of mine was drunk at a bar once. He thought he'd be really funny and use the classic line from Dumb and Dumber.

he says to her: "What are the chances of a guy like you, and a girl like me, HOOKIN UP?"

with a super serious face she says to him: "Seriously, thats all you got?"

after a moments pause he says "I like you cause yer smart" hahahahaha

She gave him her number.

 

[Shredder]

Had a girl flip up the tag inside my shirt in the bar one night and just look at me and say, "Yep, I knew it." I slur; "What did you knew?" She says, "Made in heaven." It was kind of cute...........she wasn't.

 

[HONDA310R]

the best one ever

Are you from tennesse cause your the only ten i see!