Phil on Duck Dynasty

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I see that the Rev Jesse Jackson wants a meeting with the network and cast. If anyone would be offended by scripture and looking for a way for himself to become less irrelevant and maybe score some extortion money, it would be the Rev. Jackson. Someone should clue Jesse in that the Robertson clan has a black child that is occasionally on the show, since the race baiters are also trying to paint Phil as a racist.
 

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An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, “Are you a real pilot?” He replied, “Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Steadman's, then the early Grummans... Flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?”She said, “I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.' The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: “Are you a real pilot?” He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.
 

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An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, “Are you a real pilot?” He replied, “Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Steadman's, then the early Grummans... Flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?”She said, “I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.' The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: “Are you a real pilot?”He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.

........... and A&E just found out these people are for real.
 
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