Outhouse étiquette

[RXN]

Just some pointers on using an outhouse in the winter.

1)- It will be cold, so be quick.

2)- If you chose to place a layer of TP between the seat and you, get rid of it when done. No one likes sitting on that that piss covered crusty layer of ass wipe.

3)- DO NOT HOOVER. plant your ass against that seat. do you thing and get out.

I'm amazed of the pigs that ride our trails that can't figure out how to $h!t in an outhouse without making a mess. Then they just leave that mess for someone else to clean cause it's icky.

If ya cant do your business properly with out making a mess for the next poor soul, Go find a tree to lean up against.

 

[hbar218]

your rules are too difficult, lol..... I have seen dirty outhouses before and I prefer a tree well myself

 

[LUCKY 7]

I agree with RXN 100% it's a joke what some people do. clean the mess up. I use a tree myself

 

[RXN]

I agree with RXN 100% it's a joke what some people do. clean the mess up. I use a tree myself

For number 1 I pick a tree. But for number 2 I prefer the privacy with 4 walls.

 

[LUCKY 7]

okay you are right for number 2 privacy can go along ways. a good sledding magazine also helps with doing #2

For number 1 I pick a tree. But for number 2 I prefer the privacy with 4 walls.

 

[zeebs]

I totally understand everyone's frustration and viewpoint on this subject. But it is pathetic it's had to come to this! Come on people be considerate of other coming in behind you. Clean your mess up in the outhouse the same way you'd clean your mess up in your house!


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[bingo1010]

I never chance it, a tree is where I will beeee!!! Good luck to the rest. I figure " if the snow is over your knees, then the smells,will please"

 

[moyiesledhead]

3)- DO NOT HOOVER.

Should I use my Electrolux instead?

 

[TylerG]

Should I use my Electrolux instead?

Dyson only.

 

[Clode]

Should I use my Electrolux instead?

Dyson only.

shop vac....much better with moisture



on a serious note, I don't get how people are such pigs....I will always chose a tree hole over an outhouse

 

[X-Treme]

I totally understand everyone's frustration and viewpoint on this subject. But it is pathetic it's had to come to this! Come on people be considerate of other coming in behind you. Clean your mess up in the outhouse the same way you'd clean your mess up in your house!


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I think half the problem is that these fawkin azzhats wouldn't clean up their mess in their house either. They'd just leave it for mommy instead of all of us.

 

[maxwell]

a friend of mine that used to clean up the outhouses and cabins said one time soomeone chit ONTOP of the seat in the outhouse. i couldnt beleive it!

 

[Joholio]

I for one will make sure to stay out of the tree wells a bit more. :sh!tty: :yuk:

 

[CATPRIDE]

Dont forget to Flush for phuck sakes

 

[catinthehat]

I wonder if those are the same guys that leave their garbage everywhere???

 

[ferniesnow]

I wonder if those are the same guys that leave their garbage everywhere???

Yes, it's got to be! Seems to be more pigs around than there used to be.

 

[Riverjet]

okay you are right for number 2 privacy can go along ways. a good sledding magazine also helps with doing #2

Ski Doo weekly makes great wipes too!

 

[Riverjet]

This is clearly a symptom of the many closed mental institutions!

 

[zeebs]

Ski Doo weekly makes great wipes too!

I thought those were already sh!tty when they show up in the mailbox?!?!

 

[snopro]

I thought those were already sh!tty when they show up in the mailbox?!?!

Keep reading your Good Housekeeping then Zeebers! Lmao!