Non stop cops

[lilduke]

I had a buddy back in the day that would actually do his best to get cops to engage in a high speed Chase. He'd see them sitting along the highway somewhere, go up a mile or two and turn around, and then go flying by doing 140 or so to get them to take chase. Crazy bugger


I'm thinking you should do the same thing with this lady cop on foot. Could be fun

Yeah I could maybe slap her ass, then run like hell for 50 ft or so until she collapses from exhaustion. Haha

 

[Trashy]

If you're doing nothing wrong, or stupid. Who cares how many cops there are....

 

[lilduke]

Everything is wrong and stupid these days, and these A holes carry around hand guns and ticket books!
Fuk the police, good news is they ae going woke and broke.


Down in Vancouver there is hardly any cops and everyone drive 40km over the posted limits... I love it...

 

[Cdnfireman]

Yeah I could maybe slap her ass, then run like hell for 50 ft or so until she collapses from exhaustion. Haha

And she’d taser your dumb ass and keep leaning on the trigger until you pissed and $hit your pants and started crying like a baby….now THAT would be funny!!

 

[lilduke]

And she’d taser your dumb ass and keep leaning on the trigger until you pissed and $hit your pants and started crying like a baby….now THAT would be funny!!

You would have made a good rcmp, too bad you never made the cut. 300lbs babe must beable to out run you. Lmfao

 

[deaner]

Yeah I could maybe slap her ass, then run like hell for 50 ft or so until she collapses from exhaustion. Haha

Do it with a GoPro and speedo......you'll be rich!!

 

[tmo1620]

And she’d taser your dumb ass and keep leaning on the trigger until you pissed and $hit your pants and started crying like a baby….now THAT would be funny!!

That fattys reaction time wouldnt be quick enough to get the taser out, she would also have to drop her double quarter pounder, dozen timmys donuts and diet coke as well which you know wont happen. Id pitch on dukes bail if he got caught, just in appreciation of the ass slap

 

[Legend14]

We used to snowball the heck outa the cops when we were kids, fat fawks never caught us!

 

[mclean]

Is everyone bored? 2 pages of making fun of a fat cop. Thought we might be better than that.

 

[freeflorider]

Bored as sh$t and no we and not better then that...I’d watch yourself lilduke slap that a$$ and she might put the huff and puff on yah, run you down and jump on, she might think your hitting on her and want the lovin.

 

[kanedog]

Pics please!

 

[freeflorider]

Pics please!

Trashy should have something for us.

 

[lilduke]

 

[Cableguy]

equal opportunity job

 

[kanedog]

Ooh dat a biggy! Cheers!

 

[snopro]

She be having grease dripping off her chin from that turkey leg.

 

[kanedog]

She be having grease dripping off her chin from that turkey leg.

She’ll have sex with you and then eat you!

 

[snopro]

She’ll have sex with you and then eat you!

Baaaaaaaa I see that and I'm walking the other way. A brisk walk is all it would take I'm thinking.

 

[lilduke]

Baaaaaaaa I see that and I'm walking the other way. A brisk walk is all it would take I'm thinking.

 

[snopro]

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Hahaha oh no doubt she could take me if she catches me. Beat me like a dirty rug with that turkey stick.