Male equivalent of "old lady"?

[DaveB]

I allow my Ol Lady to refer to me as "The King" or "Master".




































Ya right..........

 

[drew562]

I plan on making whoever I'm with get a ball lift when I get my boobs done. Only fair. I don't want a set of low hangers around.



Oh my lord. haha, that's terrible, but kind of funny.

I guess Ginch does keep everything in its place. Lol.

 

[JaySimon]

I refer to my ol lady as ol lady, or upper management, depending on her proximity to myself, or her proximity to projectiles.

 

[unimog]

 

[whoDEANie]

Lmfao!!!!

 

[tex78]

I allow my Ol Lady to refer to me as "The King" or "Master".




































Ya right..........

Huh. I guess I might have to ask her that

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[SledMamma]

I sometimes refer to my wife as "The war department" but never old lady.

That's what my grandpa calls my grandpa. It's awesome an fits perfectly

 

[d mills]

That's what my grandpa calls my grandpa. It's awesome an fits perfectly

Grandpa and grandpa?

 

[gforce]

nootagoo(cree for old lady)..or war department(english)

 

[Toyboy]

Grandpa and grandpa?

Hey different strokes for different folks. Not that there is anything wrong with that!! lol

 

[crazeejames]

I call her the Fun Police, or the Fun Sponge! And if I'm a really safe distance, I'll call her "The Delegator!!"

 

[Snow Angel]

The "old balls" thing could catch up to a gal... lets hope "old boobs" doesn't catch on...

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[Cyle]

The "old balls" thing could catch up to a gal... lets hope "old boobs" doesn't catch on...

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I know I don't have the balls to try that.....

 

[Bounce]

I call her, "The Gate Master"! And if you can remember the name of the movie it comes from you will know how long we been married!

 

[Bogger]

28 years......

I call her, "The Gate Master"! And if you can remember the name of the movie it comes from you will know how long we been married!

 

[Iron Horse Racing]

I call her, "The Gate Master"! And if you can remember the name of the movie it comes from you will know how long we been married!

Who you gonna call.......

 

[moyiesledhead]

Close....except it was the "GateKEEPER" and the "KeyMASTER"

 

[GYMBRAT]

22 years and counting since High School. And im thinkin a lot of them years are pretty much because I only referred to my wife as "ol lady" a couple times LOL........not worth the beating

Now everything is YES HUN, NO HUN, OK HUN, SORRY HUN, NEVER AGAIN I PROMISE HUN etc etc hehe

Oh and yes HUN it looks perfect HUN, LUV it on you HUN, you look soooo young and fit HUN

 

[catinthehat]

I'm thinking that if after 37 years I start calling her the "old lady", I won't have to worry about having old balls. ( or any other kind for that matter).

Terms of endearment should at least be respectful as well as funny. jmo

 

[eclipse1966]

curious to know what everyone calls their better half behind their back