joke of the day

[plio7]

an albertan goes fishing with a newfie and a nova scotia in the atlantic when their boat breaks down. after floating for a while with thier lines out they snag something and start to real it in, on the end of the line they find a mermaid, who pleads foe her life by offering them each one wish.

the albertan immedietly says " i miss my family and i relly just want to go home"....and poof he's gone
the nova scotian agrees and right away asks to be home with his family
the newfie gets upset and say "well fawk nows i'm lonely to, i wants me friends back"

 

[Bear]

Who is your real friend? This really works...!




If you don't believe it, just try this experiment:

Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour.

When you open the trunk, which one is really happy to see you​

 

[jeepchic]

This is so freaken awesome!!!! LMAO

 

[C-Tracey]

 

[Trashy]

 

[Trashy]

 

[C-Tracey]

 

[Highfly]

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Did you see one of a guy as well.... "Happy to be nude sun bathing" lol

 

[C-Tracey]

Did you see one of a guy as well.... "Happy to be nude sun bathing" lol

Hahah no I didn't.


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[Rbrduk]

Please insert picture of your favorite qc,engineer, ect...

 

[OLE 11]

 

[cowgurl111]

 

[cowgurl111]

Lmao!!