joke of the day

[cowgurl111]

lmao lol

 

[Sledderglen]

Looks like Ron has more Hair in that pic. When did you guys go to the ZOO

 

[Bogger]

I never realized how big his nose and ears were until now....

Looks like Ron has more Hair in that pic. When did you guys go to the ZOO

 

[jeepchic]

 

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A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas, and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out the location.
The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!" Reaching into his rear pants pocke...t, the arrogant officer removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this ♥♥♥♥ing badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land !! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear?.... do you understand?!!"
The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores. A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull...... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs.....

"Your badge, show him your ♥♥♥♥ing BADGE!!"

Jan

 

[Rhodesie]

Jan thats funny as hell. any snow your way yet? nothing here so far!

 

[whoDEANie]

Oh chit, I can't stop laughing!!!

 

[higher n you]

OMG!!!! Lmfao!!

 

[underdog]

Holy chit. My ribs hurt. That was awesome!

 

[machinehead]

That's right Maxwell . Tone down your insane lines, and keep us all safe !
Too funny !

 

[armymags1]

Friggen imdooin

 

[tfitz]

Slogan for the year
"Drink Many Brewhouse, Wear a condom"

 

[plio7]

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'

She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..'

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'

She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'

 

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Jan thats funny as hell. any snow your way yet? nothing here so far!

LOL I thought it was pretty funny too!!! No snow over here...every morning I spring out of bed a throw up the sashes expecting snow only to be terribly let down!!! Hopefully when it snows over your way we'll get some too!

Jan

 

[kbrunlees]

Plio are your parents married? As that is the name I wish to apply to your little statement. I feeling a little blond (don't tell the wife she gets jealous) when I wasn't getting the inference. Scrolling down I think I lost a rib!

 

[jeepchic]

girls rule boys drool

 

[cowgurl111]

lol

AAhhhhhhhh this makes sence!!!! just what i thought

 

[polarisdragon800]

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lol

AAhhhhhhhh this makes sence!!!! just what i thought

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Hahaha.


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[koby]

3 legged dog walks into the bar
Bartender says: what ya want
dogs says: i'm looking for tha man the shot my pa