SledMamma
Active VIP Member
Holy cow, Curtis (aka Desponsolvr, aka Chris ???) is only one day out from shutting down Valemount grooming, Ron just swapped the forum so "mudder's are on top" and the snow has barely begun the glacial melt run down the rivers and ALREADY the threads are going for sh*zzle!!
Usually we S&M'ers stay pre-occupied until the Jamboree happens and then we amuse ourselves replaying the shenanigans of said Jamboree and re-posting pictures of Mikey-Many-Digits molesting tent poles and Bogger using tables for somnolence. Once this amusement wears itself thin, the useless threads start to pop up, and as members, we dutifully pass the time until first snow flies by responding, largely without intelligence, to these nonsense threads. This of course ends only when it is time to start making the trek to the mountains for a fix of BRAAP so that normalcy and order can once again prevail, and Maxwell can lead his minions in the ways of the ever-turning powder hunter...
BUTTTT REALLY... how many threads have been started in the last few days that are TOTAL BS and we are already jumping off the deep end: Dear ABBEY/Bogger thread , CYLE questions thread, Sunshine smiles hates us thread, Why does Sunshinesmiles hate us? thread, What I eat for breakfast thread... to name a few.
STOP THE INSANITY!!!
IT's TOOO EARLY!!! If this continues we will all be hiding our own easter eggs by August. 
Please, someone pick up the gauntlet of responsibility and find something to talk about that is rational and useful. (I exempt myself from this duty as I already talked about this very difficult issue). Who will save the site? Surely not the "useless" moderators or the elusive Ron Knight... Will it be Maxwell who will lead us from temptation or will LHF experience a stroke of keyboard genius that will distract us from our own self destruction?!?!?! Or will JOEY make his exultant return??? EEEEEEEEEK!!
D'OH!!! Oh crap... sorry, I got carried away!!! Now that stupid song is gonna be stuck in my head all night 
