It's an epidemic!!

[plio7]

Is it me or is there a larger than usual numbers of douches out there who can't Phuckin park... People have been parking between the same standard spaced yellow lines for decades but for some reason people are finding it increasingly difficult to fit their vehicles into these spaces....unless you drive a $300k car and are parked at the far out skirts of a lot there is no reason.

If your that concerned that someone is going to ding your door with theirs don't drive your precious car to the store.

Can't manage to get your jacked up truck into a stall.... Try backing in dip chit it works or is that out of the realm your capabilities as well.

 

[ferniesnow]

Is it me or is there a larger than usual numbers of douches out there who can't Phuckin park... People have been parking between the same standard spaced yellow lines for decades but for some reason people are finding it increasingly difficult to fit their vehicles into these spaces....unless you drive a $300k car and are parked at the far out skirts of a lot there is no reason.

If your that concerned that someone is going to ding your door with theirs don't drive your precious car to the store.

Can't manage to get your jacked up truck into a stall.... Try backing in dip chit it works or is that out of the realm your capabilities as well.

Just a little rant Chris........

I doo agree just the same.

 

[TylerG]

Is it me or is there a larger than usual numbers of douches out there who can't Phuckin park... People have been parking between the same standard spaced yellow lines for decades but for some reason people are finding it increasingly difficult to fit their vehicles into these spaces....unless you drive a $300k car and are parked at the far out skirts of a lot there is no reason.

If your that concerned that someone is going to ding your door with theirs don't drive your precious car to the store.

Can't manage to get your jacked up truck into a stall.... Try backing in dip chit it works or is that out of the realm your capabilities as well.

may I suggest:

 

[Snow Angel]

It seems to get worse and worse the bigger the trucks get too... Was at the bank last week, some dickw@d took up almost three stalls in the tiny little parking lot parked pretty much diagonally... And of course the driver was rockin' the white shades and Affliction shirt. Dunno what makes guys like that think they're king of the parking lots?? They're too good to park like a normal person?

 

[plio7]

maybe I should add the pulls to far ahead douche to this list.....your front bumper should not go past that yellow line in front of you....or for those brave ones who attempt to back in this rule applies to your back bumper.....that is another space on the other side of that line.....the closer you get to the line the closer you are to my beat up work truck putting a scratch on your pretty princess ride.

 

[plio7]

I counted 5 trucks with in 15 spaces of each other all taking up 2 spaces, and as I pulled out a 6th (this one an suv) pulled into where I was, and took up 4......

It seems to get worse and worse the bigger the trucks get too... Was at the bank last week, some dickw@d took up almost three stalls in the tiny little parking lot parked pretty much diagonally... And of course the driver was rockin' the white shades and Affliction shirt. Dunno what makes guys like that think they're king of the parking lots?? They're too good to park like a normal person?

 

[Snow Angel]

I counted 5 trucks with in 15 spaces of each other all taking up 2 spaces, and as I pulled out a 6th (this one an suv) pulled into where I was, and took up 4......

Or how about the ones who literally SQUEEZE into a space leaving the vehicles beside them pretty much unable to open their doors. Not gonna lie, when someone parks close to me like that, I really don't mind opening my door as far as it will go... Even if that means straight into their door. The parking spaces should allow each door to comfortably open without hitting the vehicle next... And that is what I go by (;

 

[Mike270412]

Part of the problem is most parking lots are designed for compact cars.

 

[Snow Angel]

Doesn't mean you gotta be a d0uche about it. If you're gonna take up more than one spot, park a little further away.

 

[plio7]

with the exception of some parking lots that have over sized stalls all parking lots have a standard spacing that is required by code. or else has to be marked indicating they are for small vehicles only. no cop outs here mikey....lol

Part of the problem is most parking lots are designed for compact cars.

 

[maxwell]

I find the big truck douches park either perfect or like a douche. Seems the small car, sports car, SUV, minivan crowd are the worst

 

[DaveB]

I had a d0uche in Calgary a few weeks ago squeeze right up to my drivers side (I had parked earlier and was between the lines nicely) and fold in his electric mirrors for courtesy allowing me enough room to juuust get my arm inside my door when I came out. I solved the issue by clearancing his door with my knee so I could open mine enough to get in.

 

[plio7]

I cant agree with that I see way more trucks parked lick douches than cars...not saying I haven't seen the little car douches or the minivan douche....but the truck douches take the cake. if you are going to run a jacked up f350 supercrew long box you should have to take your driving test in that

I find the big truck douches park either perfect or like a douche. Seems the small car, sports car, SUV, minivan crowd are the worst

 

[Clode]

I drive a F-350 dually long box 4-door and most parking lots spaces are way to small, so I park about a mile from the door where no one else will park and take up 2 spots. In the past I almost got into a fight with some dude that was trying to wedge in beside me and there was only half a spot...he couldn't open his door, nor could I...I told him to park somewhere else, there were lots of empty spaces...a yelling match started...he said it was not fair....I said its not fair that your in my country...he left...

 

[plio7]

see parking a distance away I can deal with...then take up all the spaces you want.....I will even allow pass's to guys with dually's to some extent

I drive a F-350 dually long box 4-door and most parking lots spaces are way to small, so I park about a mile from the door where no one else will park and take up 2 spots. In the past I almost got into a fight with some dude that was trying to wedge in beside me and there was only half a spot...he couldn't open his door, nor could I...I told him to park somewhere else, there were lots of empty spaces...a yelling match started...he said it was not fair....I said its not fair that your in my country...he left...

 

[Mike270412]

with the exception of some parking lots that have over sized stalls all parking lots have a standard spacing that is required by code. or else has to be marked indicating they are for small vehicles only. no cop outs here mikey....lol

Wasn't bitchin, just sayin. If I'm driving a big truck (or a shiny one) I usually park a mile away. If I'm driving my sexy minivan however door dings only add character.

 

[Mike270412]

We need to print up a bunch of these to hand out as parking awards

 

[magnet]

Gotta agree with Miley here Chris. Most of these new parking lots both sides of the truck the tire is on the yellow line. That's a half ton wtf does a dually driver do. Your destined to take two spots its inevitable.
Who really parks according to the yellow lines anyways. Never seen a parking lot full of correctly parked units

 

[Clode]

Then winter hits....no lines...chaos !!!

 

[ferniesnow]

........and as I pulled out a 6th (this one an suv) pulled into where I was, and took up 4......

The math doesn't add up Chris!

Does this mean you also took up 4 or did I miss something???