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[pipes]

post all you if's here.

I 'll start so that we can set the theme.

If the dog wouldn't have stopped for a S!@# he might have caught the rabbit

 

[SLEDBUNNYRACING]

 

[PEAK SEEKER]

If I were a millionaire I'd be rich. $$$

 

[pipes]

If BS were pennies I would be a rich man

 

[medler]

If i only paid more attention in School I would be a ...................

 

[Murminator]

If I was born rich instead of so damn good looking

 

[goodngrubby]

If a dog weighed a ton, he'd be a damn big dog.

 

[BIGFOOT]

IF...I give a chit U would be the first one I would give it to ! :d

 

[brew_doo]

If home was this good I would have never left.

 

[khaos_]

if...you weren't so damn ugly you might get laid...lmao

 

[ardypol]

If a bear chits in the forest, and no one is around, does it still stink?

 

[Crazy8]

If my Aunt had nuts she would be my Uncle.:d

 

[femme.fatale.]

If your uncle Jack helped you off an elephant... Would you help your uncle Jack off an elephant?



I can't take credit for this.... It's from the Love Guru

 

[HONDA310R]

If EX's would just get the POINT!

 

[Slamnek]

If chit were valuable poor people would be born without buttholes.

 

[ttpowersports]

if dealers could sell stuff for more money , i could buy a new stang :d:d:d

 

[Cat401]

if dealers could sell stuff for more money , i could buy a new stang :d:d:d

If I had a Cat Dealership, I could be a zillionaire like T&T Terry:d

 

[femme.fatale.]

If I had a Cat Dealership, I could be a zillionaire like T&T Terry:d

If Terry was a Zillionarie, I'd have a deadly inheritance coming my way!

 

[Cat401]

if dealers could sell stuff for more money , i could buy a new stang :d:d:d

If Terry was a Zillionarie, I'd have a deadly inheritance coming my way!

I would want to make sure I was his "favourite" daughter.......if I were you :d

 

[femme.fatale.]

I would want to make sure I was his "favourite" daughter.......if I were you :d

IF I wasn't the favourite daughter, I would be disappointed.... LOL